The Law of God

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    Rotatebilly

    1984?

    Korinthian

    This is the best moral system an omnipotent god could come up with?

    And you ask me why I’m an atheist.

    Silverwolf

    Screw whoever made this. I’d do whatever it takes to become an immortal robot that doesn’t’ feel sadness, as long as I can pick the model. I’d like to look like Jehuty from Zone of the Enders, if possible.

    guest

    “When you die…”

    No, no. You got it wrong. They don’t turn you into a robot incapable of sadness, they turn you into a hippie connected to an unlimited supply of all the drugs you could possibly want. So you’ll spend eternity being happy because it makes you happy to think that you’re happy.

    HoChunk

    Oh, you wouldn’t just be incinerated. If your particular faith believes in Hell, you’d be put in a Wolverine-esque perpetually-healing body (sans adamantium,) suspended over fire that burns away your skin while being devoured from inside by fireproof maggots and force-fed rotting squid jizz so you could perpetually heal and be in agony and revulsion forever.

    Yeah…God don’t like questions.

    RSIxidor

    While this is a common interpretation, it seems to have no basis in biblical scripture, except in revelation, which is too figuratively written to be taken as providing literal information.

    HoChunk

    Really? Because I’m certain I saw a reference to squid jizz somewhere in Korinthians.

    RSIxidor

    Somehow I did not read the squid-jizz in your post the first time and I may have missed a sense of satire because of my mistake.

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    The government didn’t create you.

    This image is stupid.

    Luke Magnifico

    Everyone is clones.

    Think about it.

    bob

    Every day is Wednesday.

    Think about that.

    RSIxidor

    Every drink is pizza.

    Think about it.

    TrAyVon'S GhOSt, nuCca

    maggers haiku is a phenom

    it won’t catch on

    bstaples

    So we’re going to correlate every aspect of this totalitarian government in the dystopian to what you perceive is tenets written in “God’s Law”?

    Okay. Then please tell me what is the government doing that would make support difficult?
    How is not supporting this government is a good thing or at least worthy of being dumped in with the trash?
    Also please show me the scripture that guarantees I’ll be a robot and let me know whether the Robocop model is still available.

    przxqgl

    you don’t just get incinerated with the rest of the trash… that only ends up in your getting incinerated once. the bible actually says that you are getting eternal incineration: you get incinerated, but not consumed, so that you end up suffering pain and torment forever… so if you don’t end up supporting the regime, they respond by torturing you for the rest of eternity instead of letting you die.

    moral: the bible, and every other scripture, is to be used as an allegorical guideline, not as a literal instruction manual.

    Korinthian

    How did you come to that last conclusion?

    HAPPY POOP

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    RSIxidor

    Who the fuck are you?

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