fuck popcorn
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March 30, 2012 at 11:49 pm
Point No. 1: Stupid way to make popcorn.
Point No. 2: Microwave popcorn tastes like shit anyway.
Point No. 3: Buy some proper popping corn, get a saucepan and a bit of butter and good quality oil, and learn to make proper popcorn.
Point No. 4: …
Point No. 5: Profit.
That is all.
March 31, 2012 at 1:45 am
not all of us are popcorn concessionaires
March 31, 2012 at 2:07 am
casemods was
March 31, 2012 at 1:59 am
First world problem…finalist.
March 31, 2012 at 11:15 am
I used to make popcorn in a wok with bacon grease and spray it with various flavoured butters. I started selling it for $5 a bag and had people fighting in front of me over the last bag. Dudes wanted my phone# so they could score some popcorn for their movie nights. It all ended when I was paid a significant sum of money by a microwave poop-corn company to help them develop their line. In a contract I was not permitted to make, sell or distribute any popcorn related product except for theirs. To this day, I have never been able to make any microwave popcorn taste anywhere near as good as the real stuff, fuck microwave popcorn.