Congratulations on being accepted as a test candidate for the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center. Please keep your hoodie on you at all times as the results of prolonged exposure of test subjects to the outside world are as yet unknown.
Gawd dawmmit, I’m not in ThinkGeek’s affiliate program yet. also, they’re sold out right now, I’d love to have one of these. In black and blue, not white and blue, that’s just weird.