Well, SOMETHING burned hot enough to melt the steel in the twin towers, and it sure as hell wasn’t jet fuel, so my money’s on it being whatever chemicals are in those motherfucking trails. That’s what my neighbor told me … and she was absolutely right when she said she’d be dragged off by people with matching outfits into an unmarked car and never been seen again.

Of course, she predicted black suits and a government car taking her to an unofficial and secret experimental facility, and it was more along the lines of like, matching scrubs taking her to her daughter’s mini-van for transport to a very official medical treatment facility … But come on, that’s close enough. Chemtrails! Nine eleven! Open your eyes!