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    1. Its OK to stereotype Texas like this but if I were to say … “You know what they say, once you go black… you’re a single mother…” Then I’m branded a racist. Unfortunately, this is pretty close to true.

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      • I don’t know. It needs postings for “Oil infrastructure as far as you can see,” and “people with ranches who talk like Rick Perry/G. W. Bush.”

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        • Hey, I find people like Rick Perry and George W. Bush very inspirational.

          I wish I could live out my “dress and act like a job that doesn’t exist anymore” dreams by buying property, wearing a costume, and throwing money at it until all of the inconveniences of said “rough life” were gone and have people actually take me seriously.

          I wouldn’t buy a ranch, big hat, boots and belt buckles to be a cowboy, though. I’d be a pirate. I’d just dock a ship in the marina, fully finish every compartment like a yacht, invoke second amendment rights on flintlocks and cannons, and act completely normal wearing a tricorne, nobleman shirt, and wool captain’s jacket.

          [harp sound effects]
          Y’ARR, METHINKS AN EMBARGO WOULD BALANCE YE BUDGET. AND TO THE PLANK WITH YE, KENNETH STARR, THAT WENCH DID NOT POLISH ME MAST.

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          • I’d make the ‘wool’ coat out of something cooler like sweat-wick cotton/polyester (at least for the daytime), but otherwise that would be fun.

            I think you broke my brain with that Bill-Clinton-as-a-pirate motif. Very inspired, but quite surreal.

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    2. UT and Hippies, all the way. Yeehaw.

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    3. I grew up in Texas Tech/”The Strip”, and this is fairly true. Lubbock: TexasTech and Booze. Oh and flat cotton fields.

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    4. Blue Bell (Brenham) fucking rocks

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