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20 Responses to You choose

1. cy85 (UID# 10671) 1  0

   

   November 2, 2011 at 8:44 am

   Think the A and B group companions got switched. Why the fuck would I need a lesbian “good at fishing” when I have a rifle and no fishing equipment?

   And definitely C. Don’t have any use for booze (unless it plays into making weapons to survive against the animals) and no telling how long the “hot chick” stays hot over 20 years. I’ll take 12 years of survival/guitar training and a boatload of ganja.

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2. blowbags (UID# 14150) 0  0

   November 29, 2011 at 7:50 pm

   oh god dammit why cant they have the mp3 player with the ganja, fuck guitars if I could swap the mp3 player for the guitar definately c no question – a little gay but how fucking handy would those dogs be presuming you could feed them other stuff when the dog food runs out

   I’d love to dine on susan coffee ass but im positive the novelty wouldnt go much past a year

   C…

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3. the_audiophile (UID# 176451) 0  0

   

   November 29, 2011 at 7:52 pm

   Wait a minute…you almost got me there for a minute…first show me the mp3 player’s playlist…

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4. aquaman43 (UID# 85320) 0  1

   

   November 29, 2011 at 8:47 pm

   This is so goddam flawed I felt retarded just reading it.

   A. The kidnappers can’t possibly know how much I can drink.
   B. A freezer that runs on magic? Stop kidnapping people, sell those and become zillionaires.
   C. After you stab the dogs because they tried to kill you, you’ll be so stoned you’ll never fix that stupid boat.

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   • blowbags (UID# 14150) 0  0

     November 29, 2011 at 9:24 pm

     I went with the magical idea/broke logic that I got to put as much music as I wanted on the mp3 player – just like the broken logic of being able to eat all my meals out of the arse crack of susan coffee

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     • blowbags (UID# 14150) 1  0

       November 29, 2011 at 9:24 pm

       And the magical idea of replying to the right comment….

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5. stinamew (UID# 4356) 1  0

   November 29, 2011 at 8:55 pm

   Can I swap the two lesbians for one hot guy that’s had a vasectomy, has an okay personality, and knows how to fish?

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6. dr-house (UID# 15314) 1  1

   November 29, 2011 at 9:07 pm

   C, no more discussions.

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7. xpartsx (UID# 10599) 0  0

   November 29, 2011 at 9:51 pm

   Instead of a group can i just pick the rifle, freezer and weed?

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8. waltherkid (UID# 2507) 0  0

   

   November 29, 2011 at 10:43 pm

   i like it better if you can pick one item from each column. to which I would take the rifle from “A”, the hot chick from “B” and the shelter full of weed from “C”.

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   • rotatebilly (UID# 175812) 0  0

     

     November 30, 2011 at 4:54 am

     C seems like a good idea, if you’re a decent hunter with a knife

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9. sleepyjoe256 (UID# 4500) 0  0

   November 30, 2011 at 7:45 am

   Only 300 rounds and 3 years of feeding 3, 17 of feeding 2? Fuck that. I’d get used to eating fish with B, then.

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10. npbnjvsxynpsff (UID# 44655) 0  0

    

    November 30, 2011 at 7:47 am

    Why the hell you’d want two lesbians ?
    Stranded on deserted island not frustrating enough ?!

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11. (UID# ) 0  0

    November 30, 2011 at 9:03 am

    c but u dont have a lighter or pappers

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12. dogsurfer (UID# 2233) 0  0

    November 30, 2011 at 9:46 am

    20 years in paradise with girl B? Does she know she wouldn’t be there if I had chosen C? If so, she’d become girl A. 20 years in torment with girl A for 5M? No. That rifle, given time…
    So C, with a returning career as a night club guitarist.

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13. (UID# ) 0  0

    November 30, 2011 at 9:50 am

    A. I trust in my ability to fashion whatever equipment I need to survive, and eventually escape, with the gold. I guess the “eight years early” in C implies that I would be stuck eight years longer in A, but I say fuck that, I could make a boat.

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14. (UID# ) 0  0

    November 30, 2011 at 11:25 am

    A) Booze + B) Chick + C) Weed. The rest would work itself out.

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15. (UID# ) 1  0

    November 30, 2011 at 11:26 am

    $10,000,000 in gold and a further $10,000,000 in booze does sound tempting though.

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16. sherlockbonez (UID# 5879) 0  0

    November 30, 2011 at 4:19 pm

    I take A. I’ll take the lesbo and a mauser action rifles anyday.

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17. daftfiddle (UID# 172598) 0  0

    

    December 1, 2011 at 10:53 pm

    Rainy season? You know how pissed women get in the rain? (probably not) Go with the weeeeeeed dduuude!!

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