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12 Responses to self picture

  1. so is that a red dildo?

  2. Great costume for Halloween, hardly recognized you.

  3. Your goddam mirror is covered in some jizzlike film probably as a result of the enormous red dildo.

  4. I bet she uses the toothpaste for lube and the watch to time herself, as she rattles the Advil to prove she had a “headache” so when she goes back to join her boyfriend in about 5 minutes she doesn’t actually have to fake an orgasm.

  5. Also is that a mascara wand in her hand? Bitch is into some kinky shit.

  6. Yeah, no thanks. Besides, she doesn’t need any of us, if you catch my drift.

  7. Fat and nasty. And the stuff on the mirror is not toothpaste, it’s that puss white stuff that shoots out of pimples

  8. Wouldn’t you move the dildo, seriously?

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