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agzed (UID# 2298) 2  0
October 21, 2011 at 9:22 pm

I know nothing about fashion, but even I could tell something was wrong with that dress. Because it has pockets. Women don’t like pockets. At least, that’s the hypothesis I’ve derived from watching countless women assemble entire outfits without a single pocket, or, when wearing clothes that do have pockets, refuse to put anything in the pocket, thus denying the pocket the purpose of its existence.

I’ve learned to accept this fact as just one of the differences between men and women, but I’ll never understand it, because pockets are fucking awesome.