sex or money

Added on September 17th, 2011 by #makecasemdsgreatagain | Report Post
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12 years ago

$20 a day is $7200 a year. Assuming your investment return on the money is just enough to counter inflation, between the age of majority (18) and death (~80), you get $446,400. Nearly half a million bucks can buy you many, many hookers.

Flickerdart (#2110)

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12 years ago

Derp, thought I cancelled this one in time.

djethex (#)

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12 years ago

Added condition: if you choose the money, you can not use it to influence people to have sex with you.

Flickerdart (#2110)

12 years ago

$20 a day is $7300 a year. Assuming your investment return on the money is just enough to counter inflation, between the age of majority (18) and death (~80), you get $452,600. Nearly half a million bucks can buy you many, many hookers, and then take them all into space.
On the other hand, if absolute submission means you can make them give you all their money (can “getting a million dollars” be considered a fetish?), then you can have both.

tes (#)

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12 years ago

It’s $20 a day, spread over a long, long time. In 20 years, $20 isn’t going to amount to shit thanks to inflation. So you’re only really going to get any value out of the free money the first few years. However, it’s enough that you’ll still looking a nice car or two, so I guess it’s all up to you.

Dragyn (#4651)

12 years ago

Money. With that, invested properly OR used to pay off current bills faster (i.e. student loans or a house or car) you could own nicer things faster, which will get you laid more often from the people who covet your stuff. Or you could buy hookers for a hell of a lot more whores than just 2 days worth, and if you’re paying the whore you’re going to get submission if you pay for it.

Larabeast (#)

12 years ago

Give us this day and our daily Jackson.

MrElzebub (#5106)

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12 years ago

This.

Anon (#)

12 years ago

Make love with rich and famous people. Film every minute of it and have them commit depraved acts. Extort money.

nobody (#)

12 years ago

The $20 dollars, obviously.

LRichardson (#171558)

12 years ago

Surely 48 hours of progressively explicit and extreme XXX footage of some uber popular celebrity and/or admission to a live show and/or pimping out said celebrity for those 24 hrs would, without any difficulty at all, be worth far more than half a million dollars -right now-. $20 a day over the course of a lifetime (whether or not you consider TVM issues) is a really poor deal. $20 a day is a pittance. $7200 a year. Whoop. De. F’n. Do. Paris Hilton’s tape has grossed over $100,000,000…