Allahu akbar

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“He works in Mysterious Ways” is just another way of saying “the peasants and fishermen that thought this shit up were pretty dumb”.


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    ian356094
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    MAKE SET OF RULES FOR VILLAGE IN BRONZE AGE

    APPLIES TO EVERYONE EVERYWHERE FOR ALL TIME.

    Alias
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    xcuse me, good sir
    what particular set of rules do you mean?

    bstaples
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    We’re blaming God for Rebecca Black now? Because that’s more of a “Satan” thing…

    Oh, and I’m tired of you never-been-touched-by-a-girl virgins talking shit about the male nipples. When you find a girl willing to be around you when topless, you’ll thank God for dem shits.

    Jicty
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    the second one is invalid, Adam and Eve had a daughter. she just gets less attention cause she didn’t bash anyone’s head in. but the last one is my favorite, why would a god put life on one planet then make hundreds of trillions (that we know of at least) of stars with planets orbiting most of them? Tell me that church boys and I may go back to church.

    bstaples
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    >why would a god put life on one planet then make hundreds of trillions (that we know of at least) of stars with planets orbiting most of them? So you’re confident that there’s no other life anywhere else? Korin, just stfu. We’ve already established you know absolutely DICK about the book you so ignorantly despise. You’re the worst kind of troll: unfunny and not banned. At the end of the Cain/Abel situation (Genesis 4:15) there were enough people around to be a threat to Cain. Or did you need a long-form birth certificate from every one alive at that point… Read more »



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