I thought, “What the hell is this?”

Then I thought, “Saline isn’t food. It’s patently neutral; no loss no gain. You can’t be fed on saline. Douche”

Then I thought, “DNA doesn’t ‘contain’ acids. There’s the sugar-phosphate backbone and the set of four nitrogenous bases and that’s all that really goes into making DNA. You can’t just find a new ‘acid’. It doesn’t even exist that way.”

Then I thought, “Heh heh, animals proved ‘fruitless’.”

Then I thought, “That’s not how you spell ‘experiment’.”

Then I thought, “That’s not how you spell carapace. And you don’t even understand what a carapace is.”

Then I thought, “At least least you got the right words, unlike people who say, ‘For all intensive purposes.’.”

Then I thought, “What the fuck is that blob thing?”

Then I thought, “Why do people think that blob thing at the end is funny?”

So can someone tell me what that blob thing is so I can understand why any part of this shit is redeemable?