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    1. I did not see that ending coming at all.

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    2. Oh man, fuck you for making me laugh so hard at this. I really feel like an awful person now.

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    3. I need a new computer, thank you asshole for so much funny!

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    4. I’ve seen some amazing things on the Internet, but holy shit.

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    5. jajajajaja i was so invested in the story
      great ending

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    6. I thought, “nothing could redeem this crappy story.”

      And then I was proven wrong.

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    7. I thought, “What the hell is this?”

      Then I thought, “Saline isn’t food. It’s patently neutral; no loss no gain. You can’t be fed on saline. Douche”

      Then I thought, “DNA doesn’t ‘contain’ acids. There’s the sugar-phosphate backbone and the set of four nitrogenous bases and that’s all that really goes into making DNA. You can’t just find a new ‘acid’. It doesn’t even exist that way.”

      Then I thought, “Heh heh, animals proved ‘fruitless’.”

      Then I thought, “That’s not how you spell ‘experiment’.”

      Then I thought, “That’s not how you spell carapace. And you don’t even understand what a carapace is.”

      Then I thought, “At least least you got the right words, unlike people who say, ‘For all intensive purposes.’.”

      Then I thought, “What the fuck is that blob thing?”

      Then I thought, “Why do people think that blob thing at the end is funny?”

      So can someone tell me what that blob thing is so I can understand why any part of this shit is redeemable?

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      • The end reveals that the bio-engineered creature is in fact Kool-Aid Man, beloved mascot for the Kool-Aid brand fruit punch drink.

        References are usually made to his habit of always entering a scene by busting through a wall and shouting “Oh yeah!” (both Dane Cook and Family Guy have commentated on the larger complications of this).

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