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August 24, 2011 at 3:44 am
didn’t feel shit here in florida.
August 24, 2011 at 3:44 am
So true.
August 24, 2011 at 4:23 am
Cracked the top of the Washington Monument.
August 24, 2011 at 2:00 pm
Knocked some spires off the top of the National Cathedral, too…coulda taken someone out, “Omen”-style.
August 24, 2011 at 4:46 pm
Washington disappoints us again.
August 24, 2011 at 5:33 am
RIP Ant Colony living on those rich sons of bitches land. NEVER FORGET!
August 24, 2011 at 5:51 am
5.8 isn’t that big of a deal. Just enjoy the ride
August 24, 2011 at 7:54 am
It’s Virginia, if a tree falls down, it’s a terrorist attack.
August 24, 2011 at 8:37 am
“I felt that earthquake last week”
-Brooklyn Hipster
August 24, 2011 at 2:03 pm
Choice tweets:
California smirks as Eastern Seaboard falls into the ocean.
Yo dog, we heard you like disasters, so we sent you an earthquake in front of your hurricane so you could have disasters in your disasters
Not to panic anyone in NYC, but a screaming John Cusack just drove by in a limo that was missing a door.
In retrospect, I resorted to cannibalism rather fast after the earthquake.
On the plus side, rebuilding D.C. after earthquake devastation could stimulate the economy.
If you are reading this, you are the last humans left on earth. Do not panic, the TSA will take care of you.
Everyone in quake area: go to an open area and “Stop, Drop, and Roll.” Not for safety, it’s just funny to watch.
Signs that La is no longer cool: even the earthquakes are moving to DC and Brooklyn.
August 24, 2011 at 4:30 pm
THEY WILL REBUILD!
They will go out on the lawn and SET THAT CHAIR UPRIGHT AGAIN!
Of course, they will need a large amount of federal relief monies to do it…….
August 24, 2011 at 9:43 pm
My god…. Where will the tea sandwiches go?!