Marriage according to the Bible

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    Korinthian
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    Every Christian that opposes the marital rights of another should have to marry a rapist.

    Since priests don’t enforce this, society should; most Christians don’t believe in church/state separation anyhow.

    DMYTRIW WDS
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    What the fuck did I do that you’re making me marry a Christian?

    Korinthian
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    Right, I forgot to consider the feelings of you rapists.

    sambo78
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    Out of curiosity, are rapists fair game to be raped?

    Additionally, if I rape a rapist, and rapists are fair game, does that make me fair game?

    It would essentially be recursive rape.

    Korinthian
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    Maybe if you rape the rapist submissively.

    sambo78
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    I..I’m not sure how that works. *head asplode*

    Also, I think a certain bitter person is lurking in the background.

    sambo78
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    I’ve got 50 shekels. Time to get my rape on.*

    *Can I re-use jokes on reposts?

    bstaples
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    And even with all that, gays are STILL nasty.

    *trollface*

    sambo78
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    You like it nasty.

    Korinthian
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    Thanks for summarizing your side’s arguments on the issue.

    We’re winning, guys!

    crewmanguy
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    repost

    HoChunk
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    Polygany?

    bobo
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    bobo

    REPOST FAG

    Gary Generic
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    Gary Generic

    The first marriage, which was performed by God, Himself, was between a man and his cloned offspring. Definitely should make the list.



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