smirnoff mixers

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This stuff is good

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    53 Responses to smirnoff mixers

    1. Your tastes in alcohol is disgusting and a disgrace to alcohol.

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    2. Cranberry juice? What? Are you on your period?

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    3. does it come with douche for your vagina?

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    4. The words on the box under the glass looks like:
      Brain
      family pack.
      Is’nt it ?

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    5. You have a cunt don’t you.

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    6. A real manly drink I’m sure.

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    7. 5.8% ALC/Vol. Shit, I start right off with a 1:1 ratio Vodka to Redbull. 8 oz of Vodka per drink.

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    8. Seriously have you ever even kissed a girl before?

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    9. so this is how you get all the pre-teens to agree to “sleepovers”?

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    10. Try this stuff… Home Made, 5gal =~$25 10% ABV

      skeeterpee.com/

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    11. Could make a stronger, cheaper, better tasting drink just buying Cranberry Juice, Fresh Limes and some quality Vodka.

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    12. Casemods, we don’t need to see 5 different pictures of the same product nearly nobody cares about but you. :0/

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    13. God I hope a chick submitted this

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    14. I don’t understand mixers. Not just vile shit like Smirnoff Ice, but the shit that otherwise rational people insist on diluting their spirits with. And chilled? You can’t taste it when it’s chilled! I was visiting a friend a while back, who remembered my fondness for Johnnie Walker Black Label. I was horrified when he retrieved it from the freezer – the fucking freezer – and when he poured it into a glass and asked me what kind of pop I wanted in it, I nearly fucking died.

      So listen up, Internets, I’m going to tell you how it’s fucking done. Store your good shit at room temperature. If you’re serious about your shit, invest in a liquor cabinet. They look nice, and tell everyone who sees them that you know what the fuck you’re doing. Invest in some nice glasses. I’m fond of snifters because no matter how drunk you get, it’s impossible not to look goddamn class when you’re holding a fucking snifter. Now take the bottle from your liquor cabinet, and pour yourself a glass. Let the heat from your hand gently warm the sweet amber; getting fucked up classy-style is not an enterprise to be rushed.

      Take a sip. Not a dainty little sip mind you, take a fucking manly sip. Let it sit on your tongue. Swirl it around your mouth. Once the initial “burn” wears off, you might be surprised to find that this shit has flavor, and it’s fucking good. Exhale gently through your nose, allowing the vapors to enhance the flavor. Inhale, and relish the tingling in your sinuses. Then swallow, and delight in the warm little fireball detonating in your stomach. The next part is vital. I see so many people get so close, and then blow it at the end by exhaling loudly through their mouth and saying something clever like “Fuck!” If you do this, you’re a fucking disgrace. Keep your mouth shut, and exhale slowly through your nose. If it makes your eyes water, you’re doing it right. Then repeat the process until the appropriate level of shitfacedness has been achieved. You’ll know you’ve reached it when you realize you’re the only one in the room with a modicum of class. Resist the urge to point it out though, that would be rather common.

      Congratulations, you now know how to get wasted like a man.

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    15. That stuff is so good you needed to take not one but five shit photos and upload them all?

      Evidence marked A that you don’t have a life.

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