Patrick Bateman Card

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    13 Responses to Patrick Bateman Card

    1. This card would look better in Braille.

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    2. Needs moar raised lettering, and a watermark

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    3. Oh my god… it even has a watermark…

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    4. Actually, I prefer Van Patton’s card to this one.

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    5. Loved everything about this movie.

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    6. Try Getting a Reservation at Dorsia Now, You F&@%ING STUPID BASTARD!

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    7. I killed the man who made my business card today because he spelled ‘acquisitions’ wrongly on my damn card. While I killed him, using a chrome-plated mini chainsaw I bought from Macy’s to carve him into what looked like the sashimi dish from Pastel’s, I listened to Peter Gabriel’s ‘So’ album on my gold-plated iPod Deluxe. Price’s iPod is plated in brushed platinum.

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    8. yo, what’s this from, seriously??

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    9. Spelling Fail:
      “Acquisitions”

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