jesus should have been aborted

jesus should have been aborted


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    asymon
    Member

    here it comes, wear your coats…

    Korinthian
    Member

    What did Yahweh say about abortion again?

    “Wait to kill kids until they’re born”? Okay then.

    AgZed
    Member

    From what I recall, Yahweh heartily endorses ripping unborn babies from their mothers wombs and dashing them on rocks on more than a few occasions, so it seems as though he isn’t so much opposed to abortions as he is to the mothers surviving the procedure. Isn’t it wonderful that we live in a universe created by such a loving and merciful god?

    Goldfinger
    Member

    [citation needed]

    outlanderssc
    Member

    “How blessed will be the one who seizes and dashes your
    little ones Against the rock.” (Psalms 137:9, New American Bible)

    Korinthian
    Member

    Also, all miscarriages happen in accordance with his will.

    What a prick 🙁

    dallasalice
    Member

    Once again CUTTING EDGE SHIT!!! Insulting Christians is wild, man, I tell ya. Pushing that envelope to the max. Especially on da internets!

    I bow to such talent.

    Alec Dalek
    Member

    Christians: Intolerant of intolerance of their intolerance.

    Korinthian
    Member

    It’s ironic that you already said that.

    storminator
    Member

    You keep using that word- I do not think it means what you think it means.

    Korinthian
    Member

    What do you think it means?

    JC
    Guest
    JC

    Shock value….used by talentless hacks for centuries. Why not abort everyone? Oh, but then there would be no brilliant posters left to share their amazing observations.

    Alec Dalek
    Member

    ^ trolled.

    outlanderssc
    Member

    Historians say there were more than a half-dozen similar “mystics” in the Galilee at the time, raising the dead and walking on water for their rabid fans.

    If Jesus had been aborted, it could just as well have been any of the others – Appolonius, Simon Magus, John the Baptist, Simon Bar Kochba, Mithras or one of the lesser known ones.

    bstaples
    Member

    how shocked and appalled I am.
    outraged truly…*yawn*…outraged…

    Puulaahi
    Member

    I shall pray on this.

    bobo
    Guest
    bobo

    you people are fucking idiots. i could give a fuck less about christians or anybody else for that matter. why can’t YOU?! fucking children

    ConcernedCitizen
    Guest
    ConcernedCitizen

    Oh go fuck fuck.

    WistfulD
    Member

    Wow. way to not say anything.

    JC
    Guest
    JC

    The Old Testament is Jewish history. The New Testament is about God giving GRACE to angry, selfish, spoiled little shits who sit around typing on keyboards instead of having the balls to go out and live. Easier to curse God. HE may forgive you, but I think He should wad you little shits up and start over. Whine, whine, whine.

    ConcernedCitizen
    Guest
    ConcernedCitizen

    ^ racist

    Lolvoodoo
    Guest
    Lolvoodoo

    Not sure what aborting Jesus would have accomplished, public execution and burial didn’t stop him, so I doubt a first century coat hanger would have much impact



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