>get this text >ignore it >go to bed

Alpha as fuck.

This is how you be it.


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    storminator
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    She says she looks like Janet Jackson…..

    LordLancifer
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    LordLancifer

    More like FREDDY JACKSON! DAMN!! 😀

    storminator
    Member

    I knew somebody would get the joke… but obviously not the insecure little boy.

    Tetsuo137
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    Procure second cellphone. Text self. Black out names. Appear alpha to compensate for lack of positive male affirmation. Post it online to generate responses. Feel temporarily good about self.

    According to Urban Dictionary:

    “Pseudo alpha male. ”
    1. One who is a completely fraudulent alpha male.
    2. One who lacks any sort of the real life attributes of an alpha male, while conversely acting like he is one.
    3. Please insert picture of casefags here.

    Synthetics
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    Pretty cool that your dad needs to hook you up with women.
    I guess…

    Stolid
    Member

    FROM 1990’s PHONE. Damn. Haven’t seen one of THOSE in awhile.

    gx5000
    Member

    An Alpha male doesn’t advertise, he doesn’t seek attention, he just gets it.
    Alpha post is Fail

    Aquaman43
    Member

    Please kill yourself. Thank you.

    Death_to_Dude
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    Death_to_Dude

    Why did she/he ignore the message? Im so curious!

    korben88
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    korben88

    I think it’s pretty cool you got your dad trying to hook you up. All my dad wants to do is talk about Jesus.

    Casemods ;)
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    Casemods ;)

    How exactly are you alpha for ignoring a txt from a fat chick?

    OPPLE
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    OPPLE

    This shit’s getting old

    Belbo
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    Belbo

    casemods is a delta male.

    moviemangonza
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    wow i understand you all hate him so
    why docent he post this crap on his side of mcs?

    OPPLE
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    OPPLE

    Because his side is for porn, and this isn’t porn

    OPPLE
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    OPPLE

    Unless you’re into casemods rejecting fat chicks

    slimnoche
    Member

    Casemods i used to have some respect for you….I gotta respect some who sticks with their guns. But you used to do with a little for lack of a better word “class”. responding to every piece of hate they threw at you was very weak. The little respect i had is now gone.

    youmotherflucker
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    youmotherflucker

    he has to respond to ALL negative replies.. he wouldnt be casedouche otherwise. you speak of class to a kid who drives a jimmy and thinks putting the shittiest Fry’s radio on sale last week is doing shit.

    the respect you never had is gone casedouche.. your mom wanted me to tell you to grow the fuck up already. oh and your going to have a little (half) brother soon

    slimnoche
    Member

    He still has not responded to mine yet…the strength of the truth is to powerful for him. That and he is all alone. All good for me though cause some of the comments left are funny as all hell. Most of his comments though are sad…very sub-par, and that is putting it nicely.

    Death_to_Dude
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    Death_to_Dude

    Oh, I want to be part of the conversation too!

    hairy_testicles
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    hairy_testicles

    you misspelled something there…its spelled “GAY” not “ALPHA”

    anadin
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    Let me just get this straght… Some chick text you – and you ignored it. This is Alpha? Wouldn’t it be more alpha if you… I dunno… impregnated her? Instead if judging her on a mixture of the standards of popular culture – and information from a social networking site? Do Alpha’s use myspace? Or would they be out in the real life (sometimes you geeks call it RL – you may have heard of it) networking with real people? Wiki says an alpha is “the individual in the community with the highest rank” – Well thats handy… we have… Read more »

    anadin
    Member

    The only sense in which you are Alpha is the ‘pre-release’ sense.

    You are buggy, broken and retarded.

    Beta is a little better than you.

    Lol

    slimnoche
    Member

    Ouch.

    anadin
    Member

    Inorite. And I kinda like him for gods sake.

    dre
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    dre

    yeah boi.. keep that pimp hand strong.. fuck them bitches and the haters.. faggot ass nerds never get any pussy just put a real nigga down.. fuck em case, keep it real

    youmotherflucker
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    youmotherflucker

    son dont lie to friends on the internets, you where up all night with that fat little skank on the phone. i could hear your tweezers slipping off your pecker while attempting phone sex and i hope those are not the same tweezers you pluck your eyes brows with.

    slimnoche
    Member

    Oh snap!

    youmotherflucker
    Member
    youmotherflucker

    yeah guys dont be amused by my step sons’s doucheness.. he takes it to a whole new level. he has been infatuated with trying to be a real boy like Pinocchio. his mother hung herself when she realized that this kid would grow up to be the biggest douchebag on the internets



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