>get this text >ignore it >go to bed

Alpha as fuck.

This is how you be it.

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    64 Responses to >get this text >ignore it >go to bed

    1. She says she looks like Janet Jackson…..

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    2. Procure second cellphone. Text self. Black out names. Appear alpha to compensate for lack of positive male affirmation. Post it online to generate responses. Feel temporarily good about self.

      According to Urban Dictionary:

      “Pseudo alpha male. ”
      1. One who is a completely fraudulent alpha male.
      2. One who lacks any sort of the real life attributes of an alpha male, while conversely acting like he is one.
      3. Please insert picture of casefags here.

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    3. Pretty cool that your dad needs to hook you up with women.
      I guess…

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    4. FROM 1990’s PHONE. Damn. Haven’t seen one of THOSE in awhile.

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    5. An Alpha male doesn’t advertise, he doesn’t seek attention, he just gets it.
      Alpha post is Fail

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    6. Please kill yourself. Thank you.

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    7. Why did she/he ignore the message? Im so curious!

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    8. I think it’s pretty cool you got your dad trying to hook you up. All my dad wants to do is talk about Jesus.

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    9. How exactly are you alpha for ignoring a txt from a fat chick?

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    10. This shit’s getting old

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    11. casemods is a delta male.

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    12. wow i understand you all hate him so
      why docent he post this crap on his side of mcs?

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    13. Casemods i used to have some respect for you….I gotta respect some who sticks with their guns. But you used to do with a little for lack of a better word “class”. responding to every piece of hate they threw at you was very weak. The little respect i had is now gone.

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      • he has to respond to ALL negative replies.. he wouldnt be casedouche otherwise. you speak of class to a kid who drives a jimmy and thinks putting the shittiest Fry’s radio on sale last week is doing shit.

        the respect you never had is gone casedouche.. your mom wanted me to tell you to grow the fuck up already. oh and your going to have a little (half) brother soon

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        • He still has not responded to mine yet…the strength of the truth is to powerful for him. That and he is all alone. All good for me though cause some of the comments left are funny as all hell. Most of his comments though are sad…very sub-par, and that is putting it nicely.

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    14. Oh, I want to be part of the conversation too!

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    15. you misspelled something there…its spelled “GAY” not “ALPHA”

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    16. Let me just get this straght…

      Some chick text you – and you ignored it.

      This is Alpha? Wouldn’t it be more alpha if you… I dunno… impregnated her? Instead if judging her on a mixture of the standards of popular culture – and information from a social networking site? Do Alpha’s use myspace? Or would they be out in the real life (sometimes you geeks call it RL – you may have heard of it) networking with real people?

      Wiki says an alpha is “the individual in the community with the highest rank” – Well thats handy… we have some little thumbs to help us determine rank! Lets see….. oh dear….. I have some bad news….

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    17. yeah boi.. keep that pimp hand strong.. fuck them bitches and the haters.. faggot ass nerds never get any pussy just put a real nigga down.. fuck em case, keep it real

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    18. son dont lie to friends on the internets, you where up all night with that fat little skank on the phone. i could hear your tweezers slipping off your pecker while attempting phone sex and i hope those are not the same tweezers you pluck your eyes brows with.

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