Emma’s look

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    1. I’m sure no one will believe me, so I don’t know why even I’m posting this, but:

      I fucked her.

      It was almost exactly a year ago. I was visiting a friend who goes to law school at UCLA. We went out to a salsa club (which is one of the few non-nerdy I do well). After dancing a bit, she told me her name and there was a pause, like I should be impressed, and she said, “you know, from Zombieland?”. And was I was like, “Yeah, I’m from Seattle.” and she laughed. So ended up going back to my friend’s apartment, drank some wine, then he took his girlfriend home, and well…
      Anyway, I didn’t realize who she was until I got home and tried to look-up her number on-line.

      I think I’ve still got some picture on my old cell phone. I’ll check when I get home.

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    2. I’m sure no one will believe me, so I don’t know why even I’m posting this, but:
      I fucked her.
      It was almost exactly a year ago. I was visiting a friend who goes to law school at UCLA. We went out to a salsa club (which is one of the few non-nerdy I do well). After dancing a bit, she told me her name and there was a pause, like I should be impressed, and she said, “you know, from Zombieland?”. And was I was like, “Yeah, I’m from Seattle.” and she laughed. So ended up going back to my friend’s apartment, drank some wine, then he took his girlfriend home, and well…
      Anyway, I didn’t realize who she was until I got home and tried to look-up her number on-line.
      I think I’ve still got some picture on my old cell phone. I’ll check when I get home.

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    3. I fucked someone you never heard of too!

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    4. HOLY SHIT you guys both fucked Emma Stone? WOW! You MUST be the coolest dudes ever! EVER!

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    5. I met Emma the day after these guys had this dream,
      and sorry, look at her face, no one touched her.
      She told me her version of this story:
      After hours of heavy clubbing she took these poor drunk boys home
      and watch them f%&king themselves. Very amusing.
      And she is still searching her photos.

      And now, think again about Emma’s look.

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    6. She looks like someone from sesame street.

      one of the weird puppets

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