Emma’s look
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June 10, 2011 at 4:08 pm
I’m sure no one will believe me, so I don’t know why even I’m posting this, but:
I fucked her.
It was almost exactly a year ago. I was visiting a friend who goes to law school at UCLA. We went out to a salsa club (which is one of the few non-nerdy I do well). After dancing a bit, she told me her name and there was a pause, like I should be impressed, and she said, “you know, from Zombieland?”. And was I was like, “Yeah, I’m from Seattle.” and she laughed. So ended up going back to my friend’s apartment, drank some wine, then he took his girlfriend home, and well…
Anyway, I didn’t realize who she was until I got home and tried to look-up her number on-line.
I think I’ve still got some picture on my old cell phone. I’ll check when I get home.
June 11, 2011 at 3:06 am
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June 10, 2011 at 4:12 pm
I’m sure no one will believe me, so I don’t know why even I’m posting this, but:
I fucked her.
It was almost exactly a year ago. I was visiting a friend who goes to law school at UCLA. We went out to a salsa club (which is one of the few non-nerdy I do well). After dancing a bit, she told me her name and there was a pause, like I should be impressed, and she said, “you know, from Zombieland?”. And was I was like, “Yeah, I’m from Seattle.” and she laughed. So ended up going back to my friend’s apartment, drank some wine, then he took his girlfriend home, and well…
Anyway, I didn’t realize who she was until I got home and tried to look-up her number on-line.
I think I’ve still got some picture on my old cell phone. I’ll check when I get home.
June 10, 2011 at 4:32 pm
I fucked someone you never heard of too!
June 10, 2011 at 4:33 pm
HOLY SHIT you guys both fucked Emma Stone? WOW! You MUST be the coolest dudes ever! EVER!
June 10, 2011 at 4:52 pm
autograph line starts here fellas.
June 11, 2011 at 1:50 am
Wow, that makes you, like, penises in law or something!
June 10, 2011 at 7:29 pm
I met Emma the day after these guys had this dream,
and sorry, look at her face, no one touched her.
She told me her version of this story:
After hours of heavy clubbing she took these poor drunk boys home
and watch them f%&king themselves. Very amusing.
And she is still searching her photos.
And now, think again about Emma’s look.
June 10, 2011 at 7:50 pm
fucking win!
June 11, 2011 at 4:19 am
She looks like someone from sesame street.
one of the weird puppets