only black man that has ever had to convince everyone he committed the murder
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May 26, 2011 at 6:26 pm
I’m not usually a conspiracy theorist, but when it was announced that Osama had been buried at sea, my first thought was that he’s actually alive and being secretly held for ongoing interrogation. Nothing that’s been announced since then has been inconsistent with that hypothesis.
May 26, 2011 at 6:47 pm
He’s being held in Area 51 with the outer-space aliens. Elvis told me all about it the last time I visited Walmart.
May 26, 2011 at 6:48 pm
a) members of congress saw the death photos and commented on them
b) he was buried at sea because if he had been buried on land it would become a memorial for wannabe terrorists
c) www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfF1vkMQ0h0
May 26, 2011 at 7:04 pm
a) do you trust members of congress to tell the truth?
b) that sounds like a great way to catch wannabe terrorists.
May 26, 2011 at 7:21 pm
That sounds like a great way to catch explosive fragments as extremists blow themselves up trying to get the American goverment to release him/his body.
If I was the one making the decisions I would have had him killed and never told anyone, telling everyone only sets the extremists off and endangers the lives of Christians and Caucasians in general. I guess Obama needed a ratings jump.
May 28, 2011 at 5:04 pm
I thought it would be an awesome chance to create a honeypot… you know, place it in a area with a high density coverage of land mine and booby trap the body.
Or get really creative an make some sort of “Cube” facility, but meant for militant religious fundamentalists.
May 26, 2011 at 7:28 pm
I don’t think they needed him alive for interrogation, there was tons of physical information for the intelligence to go through.
And the people who saw those photos are some of Obama’s biggest critics, but they came out saying it was him. I acknowledge there may be a chance that they were shoops, but I’m hoping that he really did get shot in his fucking face.
May 26, 2011 at 7:50 pm
lol, ‘critics’. those politicians all play the game for the audience, but they work together behind the curtain
May 26, 2011 at 7:17 pm
last sentence…double negative?
May 26, 2011 at 8:23 pm
Nope, it’s correct.
May 27, 2011 at 3:14 am
Al-Queda confirmed he was killed, and has named a new target….err…leader.
May 27, 2011 at 11:05 am
I thought that he was buried at sea to conicide with Muslim lore
May 27, 2011 at 11:06 am
*coincide
May 28, 2011 at 12:12 am
Reboot, can you ever stop sucking dick for more than 34 seconds and think? If a competent rational leader were to take down bin Laden, this is exactly how events would transpire.
June 4, 2011 at 4:34 am
Googlepicsarch “osama dead” if these pics won’t convince you, congratz you really are a conspiracy theorist.
May 26, 2011 at 7:57 pm
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May 26, 2011 at 8:24 pm
I love it when you troll a troll post.
You’re getting kinda soft though. It seems like you’re just going by the numbers now. C’mon, Mags, try harder.
May 26, 2011 at 11:31 pm
You have to admit, though – it wouldn’t be the same without Butthead spouting nonsense all over the place.
May 26, 2011 at 11:38 pm
He actually entertains the shit out of me.
June 11, 2011 at 9:42 am
I’d marry him, but he’s too muscly and I’m too fat. A girl can dream though.
May 27, 2011 at 2:14 am
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May 27, 2011 at 2:28 am
Speaking of trying to sound smart, when are you going to try to lecture on grammar again? That shit kills me.
May 27, 2011 at 2:13 am
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May 27, 2011 at 2:26 am
You’re a shadow of your former self. It saddens me.
May 28, 2011 at 12:15 am
Magnus is actually better than ever. You don`t deserve to eat his shit you 4+ digit nobody. He went through a rough patch there but he`s back on message and kicking ass now.
May 27, 2011 at 11:09 am
I find it funny how your criticising our choice in messiah, when you’re choice couldn’t find Osama at all
May 26, 2011 at 8:15 pm
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May 26, 2011 at 8:23 pm
Murder, really?
May 26, 2011 at 8:43 pm
Do you have a better term for a targeted, extra-judicial killing? Assassination,maybe?
May 26, 2011 at 9:17 pm
While we’re on the subject, are we talking about the legal definition of murder or the ethical one?
May 26, 2011 at 9:53 pm
The definition of murder is the unlawful killing of human being. The legal definition is the only definition.
May 26, 2011 at 10:47 pm
So if the law changed tomorrow ans it was suddenly ok to murder people named Tim, would that be OK?
You do know there’s a difference between what’s ethical and what’s legal, right?
May 26, 2011 at 11:10 pm
While it may be illegal to shoot casemods in the face 117 times, ethically we are required to do so, for the sake of humanity as a whole.
May 26, 2011 at 11:17 pm
@sambo78
It would not suddenly become “OK”, but it would no longer be classified as “murder”. There are lot’s of things that are legal to do, but unethical. There are somethings that are illegal to do, but ethical. What part are you arguing about?
May 26, 2011 at 11:21 pm
116 is legal from what I hear.
Also 117 is legal, but you have to kiss him first. It’s mandatory.
May 26, 2011 at 11:29 pm
@reboot
Your earlier response indicates that murder only has a legal definition. I was checking to see if you could differentiate between ethics and law, which you can.
Otherwise you seem to think murder is a strictly legal term, which it is not, but I like arguments over semantics like I like a punch in the sack, so I’m gonna move on.
May 27, 2011 at 2:19 am
Before sambo embarrasses himself much more I’ll point out that reboot proved himself much smarter than most a long time ago.
Go ahead and try to keep up if you’d like. I know you think you’re smart. I’m making it known to you now though that this is just going to end up with you looking like a fucking idiot again.
Also I am fine with the term murder being used but I’d also have been fine if they’d raped him first.
May 27, 2011 at 2:25 am
I’m counting the moments before you start making up shit. Again.
Do you even know what you’re disagreeing with, or are you just passing the time until you can stand on the corner and scream at passing traffic again?
May 27, 2011 at 6:14 am
Osama planned the murder of civilians. As a result, we are going to reach out and take that fucker out regardless of where he is.
End of fucking story right there.