Safety Certificate

cert 700x633 Safety Certificate from the older days.

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13 Responses to Safety Certificate

  1. I didn’t know Mann Co. got to pass acts.

  2. Needs a space for the notary.

  3. This doesn’t mention whether she’s dressed like a slut or not.

  4. so basically, this is a license for the client to do anything he freaking pleases with her after she signs it!?

  5. not sure about anything,
    i think it means all she allowed.

  6. If men universally required women to sign these before consensual sex, the number of “rape” cases would fall to a fraction of what it is now.

  7. Oh come on, it’s no doubt a 70s/80s porno release form.

  8. Sign by the x. Aight, aight, where were we?

  9. it’s kinda like a BDSM contract.

  10. No drugs or narcotics?
    Pass.

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