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April 28, 2011 at 11:47 am
The model looks mildly familiar… Does anyone happen to know who she is?
April 28, 2011 at 12:01 pm
Your Mother!
April 28, 2011 at 2:21 pm
I only wish my mom was that hot – if she was I’d be better looking, too!
April 28, 2011 at 5:04 pm
Are you aware of the saying: ugly parents make beautiful children?
April 28, 2011 at 7:30 pm
If you believe that, I have some cake for you.
April 28, 2011 at 12:08 pm
Hot.
Very Hot.
Is that paint on her arm or a tattoo?
April 28, 2011 at 2:35 pm
It’s a birthmark.
April 28, 2011 at 12:40 pm
Amonute
April 28, 2011 at 2:37 pm
Pocahontas wasn’t her name, it was a nickname – it meant “little hellion” or “little troublemaker” in the Powhatan language. Her birth name was Matoaka
And when Captain John Smith knew her, she was twelve years old.
By the time she was as old as the model she was married to an Englishman, John Rolfe, and living in England, where she wore traditional English clothing of the time. She also changed her name to Rebecca Rolfe.
This is what she actually looked like at the age of 21 – upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5c/Pocahontas_by_Simon_van_de_Passe_1616.jpg/225px-Pocahontas_by_Simon_van_de_Passe_1616.jpg
The border says “Matoaka alias Rebecca Imperial Princess of the Powhatans of Virginia”
April 28, 2011 at 3:33 pm
I know the movie sucks ass but that story is even lamer.
April 28, 2011 at 3:47 pm
thanks captain buzzkill
April 28, 2011 at 4:03 pm
History is exciting.
April 28, 2011 at 4:50 pm
I think 12 years old was legal at that time! lol…
April 28, 2011 at 5:05 pm
Thanks for fucking things up!
April 28, 2011 at 6:08 pm
You clearly can’t paint with all the colours of the wind.
April 28, 2011 at 6:55 pm
Why didn’t you just post the wiki link you referenced instead of trying to look smart?
April 29, 2011 at 2:09 pm
Actually, I knew most of it, there was a special on PBS about it a while ago. I just used Wikipedia for the image.
Here’s a link to the PBS special – www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/pocahontas/
Smart people watch PBS – you might try it sometime.
April 28, 2011 at 3:10 pm
sexy but about as native american as Carrot Top…
April 28, 2011 at 5:39 pm
I want to poke her hontas……………..
…………………………………….cricket…………………..
April 28, 2011 at 7:42 pm
Nice try.
April 28, 2011 at 8:35 pm
Someone had to say it.
April 28, 2011 at 9:15 pm
Beat me to it.
April 28, 2011 at 8:40 pm
Pocahottness.
April 29, 2011 at 12:07 am
The model’s name is Sherri. Here’s the original post from the photographer’s site: ryanastamendi.blogspot.com/2009/08/pocahontas.html
Here’s her Model Mayhem page: www.modelmayhem.com/1321555
April 29, 2011 at 3:25 am
Seeing as the intent was “to make the character from the animated film come to life,” I’d say “good job.” Fuck history.
April 29, 2011 at 7:12 am
poca hauntis makin money for me bustin in the teepee