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Obama’s Birth Certificate

Qkcg2 Obamas Birth CertificateIt’s real. Shut the fuck up you racist birthers.

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    • Damn casemods, when did your grammar get so good

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    • Let’s see: Did they want to see Bush Jrs birth certificate? No.
      Clinton? No.
      Bush Sr? No.
      Reagan? No.
      Carters? No.

      Looks pretty racist to me by definition. It’s like they don’t think African Americans qualify to be President.

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    • |is it so hard to take the actual document and scan it?|

      If you go to get a copy of your birth certificate this is what you get nowadays. I never had one until just a few years ago and that’s what it looks like. So if it sufficient for my employer why isn’t sufficient for birthers? They’ll never be happy with whatever they are given because they just have personal issues with Obama, and by the looks of the most vocal birthers it’s based on race. WHAT OTHER CONSPIRACY WOULD THERE BE?

      …besides him being a LIZARD PERSON! IT’S TRUE! YOU CAN’T SILENCE ME! YOU CAN’T STOP THE SIGNAL!

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    • I downloaded the PDF and opened it in Illustrator.

      There is only one layer. Anon lies.

      It’s funny how Anon decries the OP for a lack of decorum an then manufactures a falsehood. Tsk.

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      • On a second note, it seems this “layered document” bull shit is already getting passed around the web. I’ve seen it over on Fark and a few Freeper websites.

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        • actually if you knew how to use Illustrator you would know that it consists of multiple layers. disable clipping mask first. learn something will ya.

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  2. even if he were born in kenya, he would still have american citizenship, because his mother Stanley was an american citizen. Article II of the Constitution:

    “No person except a natural born Citizen, or a Citizen of the United States, at the time of the Adoption of this Constitution, shall be eligible to the Office of President; neither shall any Person be eligible to that Office who shall not have attained to the Age of thirty-five Years, and been fourteen Years a resident within the United States.”

    a natural born citizen is a child born to an american citizen, within or without the country

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  4. You know, what’s really pathetic is now that this is out, Donald the Ego is suddenly demanding Obama’s education records. What the fuck?!

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    • He’s asked about them before, and has offered to release his tax records if Obama release’s his school records.
      I think the Donald is just out to promote his show with no intention to run. He mentions the show at every turn. He has stated that he can’t run while the show is on the air. He’ll use getting picked up for another season as his reason for not running, but right now it’s great PR for him and his show.
      Remember this is someone who name is his brand, regardless of how it looks, any PR is good PR.

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  6. @mongoblack: You are incorrect sir:

    “In many/most cases, a child born outside the US to a US citizen or citizens is a US citizen by birth (and, in the opinions of most legal scholars, qualifies as a “natural born” citizen eligible to become President or Vice-President). The question, in such cases, is not whether the child can “become” a US citizen, but rather how the parents can go about documenting the fact of the child’s citizenship.”

    Thats why birthers are stupid!

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      • “birther” wasn’t created by left wing nutjobs, it was created by media nutjobs so they could distinguish “birther nutjobs” from the other right wing nutjobs.

        And anybody who thinks Obama is responsible for the current US economy needs to re-read the history of the last 20 years.

        BTW – if you’re worried about typos, you can always get Firefox and a free built in spellchecker. You don’t have to have rich suburban parents to get it, but you have to be smart enough to download it.

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        • Firefox? Sorry this isn’t 2004, moron. Chrome has it as well but spell check hardly catches typos such as forgetting to delete the letter I when its a singular.

          The media aren’t left wing nutjobs? What planet are you on?

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    • Wall street has turned around.

      Corporate profits are at an all time high.

      Unemployment is falling.

      GM is the number 2 car company in the world, and stands a chance of overtaking Toyota.

      That’s hardly a case of making the economy worse.

      Sorry, Mags, but facts and reality have a liberal bias. Go back to masturbating in a pile of your own shit, you lying asshole.

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      • Wall Street has turned around?

        I cashed a US dollar here in Canada yesterday. It was worth 91 cents.

        Corporate profits are at an all time high? Really? Because last time I checked they were as such because of outsourced jobs which does not strengthen your economy. What happened to that Buy American campaign again?

        Toyota is losing ground? Wow I wonder how…oh thats right THEY HAD A MAJOR EARTHQUAKE THAT HAS SHATTERED THEIR ENTIRE COUNTRY. Damn you’re stupid.

        Sorry moron but your country is falling faster than it was before Obama. Thats a fact. And its not the last guy’s fault. Its his and he claimed to be able to fix it. He hasn’t and can’t.

        Facts. They’re not your friend.

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        • Back to lying, I see.

          The Dow was under 800 when Obama took office. Now it’s over 1200.

          You have no point with the value of a Dollar. I see you’re making a cowardly straw man again because you can’t deal with facts.

          And that’s straw man#2 about corporate profits. You can’t deny that so you’re trying to change the subject.

          And while you’re trying to distract the issue, we’ve had over a year of job growth.

          Also, you’re ignoring the point with GM. In 2008, they were on the edge of bankruptcy. Now they’re the #2 car company in the world.

          Sorry moron, but you can’t change the fact that the country has been recovering steadily since Obama took office.

          You shouldn’t talk about facts, since you don’t seem to understand what they are.

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          • “In 2008 GM was not on the edge of bankruptcy. That was in 2009. When president nigger was in ‘power’. But I’m the liar?”

            GM lost money consistently for several years, and by 2008 announced they would be out of money. They were going under and they knew it.

            Yeah, you’re the liar. Again when you’re losing an argument you resort to lying. Like this:

            ” You’re some pathetic asshat with about as much sense as the paper your GED you tell everyone is a PHD is printed on.”

            Again, for those watching, Magnus doesn’t know me from Adam. He doesn’t know any personal details about me. He just gets insecure and launches personal attacks when he’s losing an argument. Which is pretty much all the time.

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          • Ahem.

            “General Motors was financially vulnerable before the automotive industry crisis of 2008-2009. In 2005 the company posted a loss of US$10.6 billion.[16] In 2006, its attempts to obtain U.S. government financing to support its pension liabilities and also to form commercial alliances with Nissan and Renault failed. For fiscal year 2007, GM’s losses for the year were US$38.7 billion,[17] and sales for the following year dropped by 45%.[18]

            On November 7, 2008 General Motors reported it had projected it would run out of cash around mid-2009 without a combination of government funding, a merger, or sales of assets.”

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            en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Motors_Chapter_11_reorganization#Background

            They were not fine in 2008. Add another lie to the pile you’ve made.

            Seriously, it’s like you’re feeding me arguments that are too easy to refute.

    • Additionally, I find it funny that you criticize the left for calling names and then call names in the same sentence.

      You constant hypocrisy is amusing.

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        • Wow, you’re pathetic.

          Now you’re going to try to pretend that “left wing nutjob” isn’t an insult, but birther is?

          Magnus, I want to meet you one day. I want to see if you walk around in your own little world like you do on this forum. I seriously wonder how you go about your day to day life.

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          • You’re a retard.

            Left wing nutjob is an observation. Explain to me how ‘birther’ is an observation of behavior? They wanted to see a birth certificate? That’s called a right wing nutjob you fucking idiot.

            I could care less who you want to meet or what piddly little thoughts occupy your wee little fucked up brain. You’re an idiot.

          • Since you’re just making up shit, explain how “left wing nutjob” is an observation of behavior.

            I love it when I point out your sad hypocrisy. You really go off the deep end when I do that.

  8. he is half white and half black! wtf is racist about that!!!!!!

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  9. fuck this shit. nobody cares anymore. we just gotta wait til the next election.

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  10. The constitution is racist.

    Why only USAders?

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