The hottest groups? Drugs? Alcohol? IMMORAL SEX? This explains why i was having all that stoned and drunken gay-sex after i saw bob denver back in 73.

If god and his followers wanted to set an example to the group as a whole why didn’t he let teh dumb bitch get poisoned? Wouldn’t that be a more powerful message? ” hey this slut disobeyed my revealed word and decided drinking and snowballing to the smooth sounds of OKGO was awesome , SHE IS FUCKING DEAD BECAUSE OF IT”

And how in the hell would the devil be able to successfully recruit someone from a pop-groups concert? WTF does he even have to gain from tempting people with drugs? There is an entire sect of christainity devoted to getting stonjed and worshipping jesus. For fucks sake, the lead fucking singer of SLAYER is a fucking catholic. One of the guys from RUN DMC is a freaking preacher now.

Even looking at this from my own religious POV i can’t even rationalize why such levels of stupid should be responsible for deforestation. I mean wtf does satan have to gain here? At any damn moment god could throw his ass into a swimming pool of spiritual spiders. Maybe it isn’t the devil making Jill act like a goddamned retard. Maybe it is jill’s parents for doing a shitty job raising their daughter as they see fit. Maybe god wanted jill to make her own damn decisions and presented jill the choice to adhere to his supposed word and thus prove her loyalty towards him.

Maybe my fellow christians should stop being so damn retarded and take responsibility for their shortcomings, instead of shoveling it off onto some boogey man