cucumber salad maker

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    Maxwell Edison
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    Sounds like a good Post Secret.

    sambo78
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    That’s kinda hot.

    I know, I have problems.

    casemods UID# 667
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    Typical of women to only think about sex…

    Demon
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    love spell –
    to make a man fall madly in love with you, masturbate with a cucumber,
    then slice it into a salad, then feed the salad to your man.

    (No, I have not tried this)

    Reaver
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    No wonder my woman keeps trying to feed me salads

    Mystik
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    Wouldn’t it be “I masturbated with a cucumber and served him a pickle for dinner?”

    Demon
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    fucking win.

    Demon
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    oooooh. even better. www.everythingunderthemoon.net/freezer-spells.htm If your resentment is directed towards a particular individual, perhaps a male who has dumped you for some one else you might consider doing this IMPOTENCE spell. While shopping for the cucumber at your local vegetable store, try and find one that resembles your ex-partner’s actual member when it is erect. At the very least this will get you giggling. Then carve his name and his birth-date into the flesh of the cucumber and throw it into the freezer. It will start to go soft and wither after a few weeks, and while this happens, imagine… Read more »

    bstaples
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    …or get on with your fucking life.
    Your boyfriend left your psycho ass because you did crazy shit like this, so cut it the fuck out you nutty bitch.

    HoChunk
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    double wat

    ian356094
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    Who the hell eats salads?

    Marshal
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    Who the hell eats noodles?

    hvymetal86
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    I EAT BOTH MOTHERFUCKERS! lol



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