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April 14, 2011 at 4:13 pm
Sounds like a good Post Secret.
April 14, 2011 at 4:47 pm
That’s kinda hot.
I know, I have problems.
April 14, 2011 at 5:21 pm
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April 14, 2011 at 7:58 pm
love spell –
to make a man fall madly in love with you, masturbate with a cucumber,
then slice it into a salad, then feed the salad to your man.
(No, I have not tried this)
April 14, 2011 at 8:22 pm
No wonder my woman keeps trying to feed me salads
April 14, 2011 at 8:20 pm
Wouldn’t it be “I masturbated with a cucumber and served him a pickle for dinner?”
April 14, 2011 at 8:32 pm
fucking win.
April 14, 2011 at 8:43 pm
oooooh.
even better.
www.everythingunderthemoon.net/freezer-spells.htm
If your resentment is directed towards a particular individual, perhaps a male who has dumped you for some one else you might consider doing this IMPOTENCE spell. While shopping for the cucumber at your local vegetable store, try and find one that resembles your ex-partner’s actual member when it is erect. At the very least this will get you giggling. Then carve his name and his birth-date into the flesh of the cucumber and throw it into the freezer. It will start to go soft and wither after a few weeks, and while this happens, imagine him and the sweet young thing that he betrayed you having conversations like “I swear this has never happened to me before.” “It’s ok. I understand.”
April 14, 2011 at 9:13 pm
…or get on with your fucking life.
Your boyfriend left your psycho ass because you did crazy shit like this, so cut it the fuck out you nutty bitch.
April 15, 2011 at 9:37 am
double wat
April 15, 2011 at 12:00 am
Who the hell eats salads?
April 15, 2011 at 1:54 am
Who the hell eats noodles?
April 15, 2011 at 2:22 am
I EAT BOTH MOTHERFUCKERS! lol