cucumber salad maker

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13 Responses to cucumber salad maker

  1. That’s kinda hot.

    I know, I have problems.

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  3. love spell –
    to make a man fall madly in love with you, masturbate with a cucumber,
    then slice it into a salad, then feed the salad to your man.

    (No, I have not tried this)

  4. Wouldn’t it be “I masturbated with a cucumber and served him a pickle for dinner?”

  5. oooooh.
    even better.

    If your resentment is directed towards a particular individual, perhaps a male who has dumped you for some one else you might consider doing this IMPOTENCE spell. While shopping for the cucumber at your local vegetable store, try and find one that resembles your ex-partner’s actual member when it is erect. At the very least this will get you giggling. Then carve his name and his birth-date into the flesh of the cucumber and throw it into the freezer. It will start to go soft and wither after a few weeks, and while this happens, imagine him and the sweet young thing that he betrayed you having conversations like “I swear this has never happened to me before.” “It’s ok. I understand.”

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