I warned you, ‘swallow or it’s going in your eye’, but would you listen?
Her complexion isn’t looking so good
said the man whose never had a girlfriend
But you did t say that. He did.
Quick, photoshop her to match the utterly pristine skin that you’re used to seeing… on other photoshopped pictures. Apparently you’ve never seen an actual human.
In which a cat is the star of the show.
I warned you, ‘swallow or it’s going in your eye’, but would you listen?
Her complexion isn’t looking so good
said the man whose never had a girlfriend
But you did t say that. He did.
Quick, photoshop her to match the utterly pristine skin that you’re used to seeing… on other photoshopped pictures. Apparently you’ve never seen an actual human.