Two rednecks, Bubba and Cooter, decide to go to college. Bubba goes first, and he is advised to take maths, history and logic.

– “What’s logic?” says Bubba.

– “Well, let me give you an example,” says the professor. “Do you own a tractor?”

– “Sure do,” says Bubba.

– “Okay. Then I assume, using logic, that you have a yard.”

– “That’s real good,” says Bubba, in awe.

– “Logic also tells me that since you have a yard, you also have a house. Is that right?”

– “Gawly!” says Bubba.

– “And since you own a house and a house is tough to take care of by yourself, the odds are that you have a wife. Right?”

– “Betty Mae! This is incredible!”

– “Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume you are heterosexual. Is that right?”

– “You are absolutely right! Why that’s the most fascinatin’ thang I ever heerd of. I can’t wait to take this here logic class!”

Bubba, proud of the new world opening up to him, goes back into the hallway where Cooter is waiting.

– “So what classes are ya takin’?” says Cooter.

– “Maths, history and logic,” says Bubba.

– “What in tarnation is logic?”

– “Let me give you an example,” says Bubba. “Do you own a tractor?”

– “No.”

– “Then you’re gay.”

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