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  1. And Moses said unto them, Have ye saved all the women alive? … Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves. — Numbers 31:15-18

    If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel’s father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days. — Deuteronomy 22:28-29 AKA pay your way out of rape.

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  2. Well god damn, you just proved the man right

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  3. “And Jesus said, ‘Who touched me?’ ”
    LUKE 8:45

    Jesus was an OCD, neurotic loon.

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  4. “just look go the bible :)

    Now see, there’s your problem right there. They’ve got shit-for-brains. A major requirement to be a Fake Christian.

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  5. Song of Solomon 8:10 – “Dear brothers, I’m a walled-in virgin still, but my breasts are full— And when my lover sees me, he knows he’ll soon be satisfied.”

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