Steamy Bible quote
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March 20, 2011 at 9:28 pm
And Moses said unto them, Have ye saved all the women alive? … Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves. — Numbers 31:15-18
If a man find a damsel that is a virgin, which is not betrothed, and lay hold on her, and lie with her, and they be found; Then the man that lay with her shall give unto the damsel’s father fifty shekels of silver, and she shall be his wife; because he hath humbled her, he may not put her away all his days. — Deuteronomy 22:28-29 AKA pay your way out of rape.
March 20, 2011 at 11:19 pm
Well god damn, you just proved the man right
March 21, 2011 at 12:27 am
“And Jesus said, ‘Who touched me?’ ”
LUKE 8:45
Jesus was an OCD, neurotic loon.
March 21, 2011 at 6:48 am
“just look go the bible :)”
Now see, there’s your problem right there. They’ve got shit-for-brains. A major requirement to be a Fake Christian.
March 21, 2011 at 10:07 am
Song of Solomon 8:10 – “Dear brothers, I’m a walled-in virgin still, but my breasts are full— And when my lover sees me, he knows he’ll soon be satisfied.”