I guess if someone has to send a big-ass dragon to kill you, you probably had it coming.

I always mix them up. Don’t know why, I’m pretty sure if they were bare-ass naked, oiled up and holding each other in their slippery arms, they’d be easy to tell apart. But until that picture is taken, I’m going to just go on mixing them up.

Although I’m sure someone will tell me that based on his gun blah, and the thread count of his chinstrap and the plastic button on his shirt that this is OBVIOUSLY a- wait, when did they invent plastic again?

I think it’s Japanese. Yup, definitely Japanese.

Hey look, it’s River Tam!

Rep. Betty McCollum (D-MN) alerted Capitol Police Thursday after a threatening fax arrived at her office attacking her proposal to strip Pentagon sponsorship from NASCAR teams.

Fucking redneck mother fuckers, what the fuck.  I’m confused as to how the office doesn’t know where the fax came from, the fax machine that I have here has a log of all incoming and outgoing calls.  Find the stupid fucks that sent this and rap them on their hands a couple times.

via TPMDC.

I’m assuming one’s chasing the other. I could be wrong. But they’re spaceships, so who cares?