While I am morally opposed to war, and all the tools and implements of its conduct, even I have to admit these things are fucking awesome.

Basically the only good audio shots from the mag.

Not much has changed

The boy was playing Super Mario 64 (downloaded on the Wii), and I hear “Daddy, daddy! Mario’s on the hot lava and he’s not dying!” and I was all, “Whatever, youngfag. That’s unpossible.”

Then I looked and shit brix. Then I took a crappy picture with my phone. Usually, when mario barely touches the lava, he immediately grabs his ass and shoots up into the air.

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