Mario Sleeping on Hot Lava

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The boy was playing Super Mario 64 (downloaded on the Wii), and I hear “Daddy, daddy! Mario’s on the hot lava and he’s not dying!” and I was all, “Whatever, youngfag. That’s unpossible.”

Then I looked and shit brix. Then I took a crappy picture with my phone. Usually, when mario barely touches the lava, he immediately grabs his ass and shoots up into the air.


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    DMYTRIW WDS
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    Whatever, youngfag.

    LOL

    Chenoan
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    why does youngfag sound so adorable.

    Queensly
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    Mini-Nate has teh powah!

    Alexander
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    Young-Dog is Pro, Dog.

    jeffapotimus
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    Cool story, bro.



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