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the common house centipede. you’ve probably seen these little masses of legs running around in your kitchen or bathroom. truthfully enough they aren’t silverfish. and actually are beneficial and harmless to humans. eating household pests like ants small roaches.. even taking out spiders and mice their own size sometimes. they also are one of the few bugs that has been recorded to nurture their young for up to 7 days after they hatch.
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GODDAMNIT I FUCKIN HATE YOU
Yeah…I’m gonna have to go with the ‘nuke it from orbit’ option.
Harmless to humans my ass. Those things got chompers like a vice grip.
YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
same for the centipoe….omfg I can`t even type that word.
I found one of these in my garage once, and I freaked out. I had recently sprayed insecticide all over, and thought this bastard was a mutated centipede or something. It made me think I had been spraying C.H.U.D. inducing chemicals and shit. ANYWAY, I killed it with extreme prejudice. Later, when I discovered these on the internets, I felt bad for a mere 3 seconds at how I’d killed an undeserving little guy who was just out and about looking for another bug to eat. It made me sad that I could really have scared the holy hell out of my girlfriend with it.
FUUUUUuuuuuuck that shit!
You never spent any time around a REAL muh-fuckin’ centipede. Those little assholes are the shit that nightmares are made of. ugh.