Alone vs Couple

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I still prefer having a girlfriend

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    11 Responses to Alone vs Couple

    1. Yep, you’re better off alone. Just keep telling yourself that and someday you might really believe it.


    2. *Disclaimer Left out the good stuff


    3. Even oral sex alone is better than all the positive traits of being single combined.


    4. There’s a reason you’re “forever alone”. It’s because apparently you still think girls are icky.


    5. More true then my wife wants me to admit…


    6. Be single, but go clubbing/to bars and hang out and drink.

      Regardless of the age, if a girl drinks at a party, she wants to have fun, and that usually also means she wants to have sex and will probably be willing to suck your dick if you play it right.

      The only downside to being single and a nice guy is that you can’t really use girls for sex without leading them on and/or lying to them, but that isn’t a problem for most “forever alone’s” as they probably want a girlfriend more than sex anyways.

      Cuddling is fine with me.

      Shopping? No. Bitch better have her own money. I’m not her sugar daddy.

      I’m also not her personal taxi and she better have gas money if she wants me to drive her places, or suck my dick while we drive (which has happened, btw) – nobody rides for free.

      Dinner? Just like alcohol/drugs, only on a special occasion, otherwise, she better be satisfied with the sandwiches and other food that we would save a ton of money on by not going out to even what seems like inexpensive fast food.

      Most of the guys reading this will be too nice to realize a girl is controlling them, which sucks.

      As the man, you HAVE to put your foot down, otherwise, the woman will think she is in control.

      OFC it depends where you live and the girl herself…

      But I think I posted some useful info, regardless


    7. So being single is better than a shitty relationship, but who the fuck would want to be in that relationship anyway?


    8. This is why I avoid dating. guys are needy and jealous.
      “I haven’t seen you for two days, lets chat for three hours”


    9. Jeez people, it ain’t that difficult.


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