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cause these are mine
I asked a girl out to the prom…
(0 votes, average: 0.00 out of 5) (Log in to vote!) Loading ...The day of the prom, I go to a tailor to get a new suit- there was a long line. Next, I went to a limo service to rent a limo- there was an even longer line there. Next, I went to a flower shop to get the girl a batch of roses before picking her up- there was AN EVEN LONGER LINE there.
I pick her up and we go to the prom, there is a line to the entrance that soon resides. We go to the photo shoot to get a photo together, there is a line there too. We get hungry and decide to get food, there is a line there as well. We get thirsty, there is no punchline.
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snowmobile
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Ready for some weekend R&R, Superman gears up and flies his snowmobile to the mountains.
Forever a poop
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Forever a poop.
The meaning of life through the eyes of a dog turd. I reccomend it for the wat.
“Doggy Poo”
The King’s Speech
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Great performances all around. Beautifully filmed. Quote-worthy lines. Will probably get an Oscar or two.
Tank Girl
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Just started reading this. I’ve had the entire collection on my hard drive forever now, but just now started reading.
89 pages in and its pretty gosh darn entertaining.
How the hell did they make this into a movie?
