I asked a girl out to the prom…

The day of the prom, I go to a tailor to get a new suit- there was a long line. Next, I went to a limo service to rent a limo- there was an even longer line there. Next, I went to a flower shop to get the girl a batch of roses before picking her up- there was AN EVEN LONGER LINE there.

I pick her up and we go to the prom, there is a line to the entrance that soon resides. We go to the photo shoot to get a photo together, there is a line there too. We get hungry and decide to get food, there is a line there as well. We get thirsty, there is no punchline.

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reposted from www.TikiHumor.com


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    TGGeko
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    Wait…wait for it. AHHAH I get it.

    WistfulD
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    I’ll be honest. if there’s an especially witty subtext to ‘get,’ I am missing it. I’m home from work sick as a dog, so I’ll forgive myself, but I’d still like to be in on the joke. So can you explain it for me?

    Disgustipater
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    They get thirsty, and go get some drinks. In this case, punch. There is no line for the punch.

    WistfulD
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    That’s really it? Okay, I no longer feel bad for missing it.

    burgerpimp
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    these jokes do a horrible job of promoting tiki’s other site.

    draikyn
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    you just wasted 30s of my life -_-

    nyoki
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    I thought it was a pretty good one.

    Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.



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