The New Zodiac

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25 Responses to The New Zodiac

  1. Lamb we know you are a loafer. Don’t need to remind us.

  2. I’m a spork. I wish I was a croissant.

    • Why? Do you want to be tasty?

      • I am tasty. No it’s because I want my flavour to be aligned with the stars and I feel like a croissant meets all the criteria.

        • I wonder if Romanians actually invented the croissant like Victor says in The Terminal.

          • Haha no it’s not true. The croissant comes from the Austrian version which is called Kipferl. I never liked Kipferl though, croissants are much more tender and don’t make you sick. In school we were taught that the Kipferl was a copy of a pastry the Ottomans brought with them when they invaded Vienna. Although this could be wrong because the same teacher taught us that our flag, red white red, comes from this Babenberg guy who wore a white uniform during his crusades so one time he ended up covered in blood and when he returned he took off only his belt and was like whoa dude check this out. This be our new logo.
            I’m paraphrasing.

          • No, no. I think that’s an accurate quote.

            Oh, and wiki agrees that croissants are not commies, but nazis.

  3. I’m a spork….I don’t know how I feel about this

  4. I’m an ottoman. Being an empire is pretty cool.

  5. I’m a Unicycle, and I’m all-right with that!

  6. elitist Monocle. drinker of tea.

  7. Hell yes, I am a monocle. xD

  8. Well. I’m an ottoman. Being an empire is pretty cool.

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