holy water

A group of nuns are lined up to confess to the priest.

The first nun says, “Father, I have sinned. I looked at a man naked.”

The priest says, “Put holy water on your eyes and say 10 hail Marys.”

The next nun comes up and says, “Father, I have sinned. I touched a naked man in a sexual manner.”

The priest says, “Was your hands in holy water and say 20 hail Marys.”

The third nun approaches the priest and is about to speak when is a clamoring from the back of the church. Another nun comes running in going, “WAIT!”

The priest says, “What’s wrong?!”

The nun replies, “I need to gargle the holy water before Nancy sticks her ass in it.”

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