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    Puulaahi

    I lol’d and SHWING!

    Queensly

    “Titticus exposicus!”

    natedog

    accio Emma!

    Lamb

    Harry Potter don’t appreciate this joke… I don’t get why.

    Lamb

    Fans, Harry Potter FANS!

    dieAntagonista

    Nonsense, I like it.

    Lamb

    You’re not real! You’re internet meat!

    dieAntagonista

    Says the lamb.

    Lamb

    Hey! I’m a religious figure!

    dieAntagonista

    … which is meant to be eaten? You’re lucky I’m the Antichrist. Apropos, you look kinda thirsty and pale, wanna go to my place?

    Lamb

    I’m tempted to say yes… but I hear Admiral Ackbar shouting in my head.

    dieAntagonista

    Heh, I can relate. I heard him shouting too when my last boss sent me on an expedition. I’ve got my own business now though.
    Hey look at those pebbles. Don’t you wish they were smarties?

    Lamb

    Own business, you say? And what is it?

    dieAntagonista

    Well, it’s a little like a nursing home except anyone can use it no matter how old they are for the rest of their lives. My old boss is my only rival in this, he patented the idea but I’ve got very good lawyers and my market strategies are better than his.

    Now about those potential smarties, you know you have the power to do it, right?

    Lamb

    That sounds like a party house. Can I be your client?

    dieAntagonista

    Oh okay, fuck the smarties, this was easier than I thought. Last time we talked you had this holier than thou attitude. Literally.
    All right then, pack light, dress like you were going to have a barbecue in a sauna. Once we get there you may sign a contract and you won’t be needing any money. Also you won’t be able to get a signal so leave your phone at home.

    Lamb

    Holier than thou attitude? Whaaaaat?…
    Shine my shoes peasant!

    Yay! Sauna! [strips to flowery undies]

    Oh and, what are the smarties? My brain can’t keep up.

    dieAntagonista

    Man, are you saying you don’t know what this was all about? You said you were a religious figure and I said I was the Antichrist. If you remember the meaning of my full name, it is pretty funny. You even reacted the way you’re supposed to.

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temptation_of_Christ#Narrative

    Lamb

    Oh… I thought you changed the subject. I have failed… open the oven, I’ll walk in it willingly. Burning for eternity, wooo!

    dieAntagonista

    Told you my market strategies are better than his. SUCCESS

    Good news is you need a nervous system to feel pain. We don’t accept nervous systems or cheques down here.

    Lamb

    I told you, I’ll pay in wool and leave my nervous system at the check-in.

    natedog

    i gots dibs on being lamb’s roommate

    #makecasemdsgreatagain

    I got dibs on DieA.

    nyoki

    I just bought Smarties, love those little suckers and 5 carbs per roll.

    Graceless

    This conversation is win in its purest form

    ArabianShark

    As much as I liked the image, this is better.

    casemods UID# 667

    Anyone got original image?

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