Makes of Texas

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feels good man to be texan


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    Puulaahi
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    I am friends with some Texas. But fuck Texas. From what I hear it’s a miserable state anyhow. Except for the BBQ and if you live in Austin or something.

    dieAntagonista
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    Every single Texan I’ve talked to so far is pretty amazing in one way or another. Nothing like the ones they show you on TV. Even one that I had a disagreement with managed to insult me in a really amazing way, so amazing that I carry the insult with me as a token and humorous description of myself. That Texan was displaced though, so I’m not sure if he counts.

    RSIxidor
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    Ain’t no thing worse than a displaced Texan. I reckon if they ain’t able t’get their horse stables and their ranches, they ain’t gone be none too pleased.

    mld
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    Only two things come out of texas, steers and queers
    so unless you’re moo-ing…

    Biggest bunch of posers and self-important losers since…
    well, since Casemods

    5 interwebs to anyone who knows which other states independent countries (more than one answer).
    Neither of the two I am thinking of brag on it much.

    mld
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    states ‘were’ independent countries

    The Matrix: Rebooted
    Member

    Hawaii and California (sort of).

    mld
    Member

    plus 2.5 interwebz to you.

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vermont_Republic

    Puulaahi
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    Does Alaska count? And even the entire united states because their were thousands of independent native tribes before anyone got here.

    Korinthian
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    These maps are not to scale!

    ian356094
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    they dun took our jobs

    mld
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    tookur jbz

    ian356094
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    tkur jorz

    Sticky
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    dkrjrbz

    mld
    Member

    They seem to have absconded with our collective employment opportunities!

    oh, wait, going the wrong way..
    (bangs randomly on keyboard)
    ”cgvs’ovgn

    RSIxidor
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    2kjz

    Korinthian
    Member

    Better stop now, this is starting to sound like droid names.

    RSIxidor
    Member

    tuu

    urr

    jpz

    Saborlas
    Member

    The only state to call ALL carbonated beverages “coke.” Even root beer.

    Thus proving that Coca-Cola’s subliminal advertising only works on dumb people.

    RSIxidor
    Member

    Only the dumb asses do that, not everyone does.

    dekay46
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    Not the only state as Georgia does this as well.

    DMYTRIW WDS
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    I like the story about how these 12 year olds broke into this guys shed to steal snacks and he found them, got them on their knees and started executing them. And then people were outrages that the prosecutors were considering filing charges against him.

    Or how the governor murdered somebody.

    Or how the cops can go into a bar and charge you with DUI or public intox while you’re still drinking.

    Or the whole “repent armadillo” thing. Gotta love those American Taliban.

    And W still lives there.

    RSIxidor
    Member

    Cops go into a bar and what now?

    DMYTRIW WDS
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    They were arresting drinkers for public intox because they said these people would end up drunk driving, even if it was in a hotel bar that they had a room in.

    RSIxidor
    Member

    Well that is quite awful.

    GrandAdmiralThrawn
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    I do not appreciate being considered a damned yankie. Only Philly has damned yankies



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