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December 28, 2010 at 10:59 am
makes is supposed to be maps
December 28, 2010 at 3:32 pm
I am friends with some Texas. But fuck Texas. From what I hear it’s a miserable state anyhow. Except for the BBQ and if you live in Austin or something.
December 28, 2010 at 3:43 pm
I heard california is a bigger shithole
December 28, 2010 at 7:44 pm
You heard wrong.
December 29, 2010 at 4:15 pm
something is wrong whit your ears
January 2, 2011 at 10:44 am
Los Angeles is a shithole. The rest of C is pretty good.
January 3, 2011 at 3:14 am
I agree with this statement 100%. Except the coast surpasses “pretty good.”
January 2, 2011 at 10:54 am
More like nobody cares.
December 29, 2010 at 8:45 pm
Every single Texan I’ve talked to so far is pretty amazing in one way or another. Nothing like the ones they show you on TV. Even one that I had a disagreement with managed to insult me in a really amazing way, so amazing that I carry the insult with me as a token and humorous description of myself. That Texan was displaced though, so I’m not sure if he counts.
March 17, 2012 at 2:03 am
Ain’t no thing worse than a displaced Texan. I reckon if they ain’t able t’get their horse stables and their ranches, they ain’t gone be none too pleased.
January 2, 2011 at 10:14 am
Only two things come out of texas, steers and queers
so unless you’re moo-ing…
Biggest bunch of posers and self-important losers since…
well, since Casemods
5 interwebs to anyone who knows which other states independent countries (more than one answer).
Neither of the two I am thinking of brag on it much.
January 2, 2011 at 10:16 am
states ‘were’ independent countries
January 2, 2011 at 1:46 pm
Hawaii and California (sort of).
January 2, 2011 at 4:11 pm
plus 2.5 interwebz to you.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vermont_Republic
January 3, 2011 at 3:40 am
Does Alaska count? And even the entire united states because their were thousands of independent native tribes before anyone got here.
January 2, 2011 at 10:26 am
These maps are not to scale!
January 2, 2011 at 10:48 am
they dun took our jobs
January 2, 2011 at 12:22 pm
tookur jbz
January 2, 2011 at 12:53 pm
tkur jorz
January 2, 2011 at 2:39 pm
dkrjrbz
January 2, 2011 at 4:09 pm
They seem to have absconded with our collective employment opportunities!
oh, wait, going the wrong way..
(bangs randomly on keyboard)
”cgvs’ovgn
January 2, 2011 at 4:56 pm
taaorz
January 2, 2011 at 7:33 pm
2kjz
January 2, 2011 at 8:09 pm
Better stop now, this is starting to sound like droid names.
January 3, 2011 at 3:47 am
tuu
urr
jpz
January 2, 2011 at 3:39 pm
The only state to call ALL carbonated beverages “coke.” Even root beer.
Thus proving that Coca-Cola’s subliminal advertising only works on dumb people.
January 3, 2011 at 3:48 am
Only the dumb asses do that, not everyone does.
January 3, 2011 at 4:21 am
Not the only state as Georgia does this as well.
January 2, 2011 at 3:53 pm
I like the story about how these 12 year olds broke into this guys shed to steal snacks and he found them, got them on their knees and started executing them. And then people were outrages that the prosecutors were considering filing charges against him.
Or how the governor murdered somebody.
Or how the cops can go into a bar and charge you with DUI or public intox while you’re still drinking.
Or the whole “repent armadillo” thing. Gotta love those American Taliban.
And W still lives there.
January 2, 2011 at 7:33 pm
Cops go into a bar and what now?
January 2, 2011 at 8:51 pm
They were arresting drinkers for public intox because they said these people would end up drunk driving, even if it was in a hotel bar that they had a room in.
March 17, 2012 at 2:04 am
Well that is quite awful.
January 2, 2011 at 10:49 pm
I do not appreciate being considered a damned yankie. Only Philly has damned yankies