Makes of Texas

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    1. I am friends with some Texas. But fuck Texas. From what I hear it’s a miserable state anyhow. Except for the BBQ and if you live in Austin or something.


    2. Every single Texan I’ve talked to so far is pretty amazing in one way or another. Nothing like the ones they show you on TV. Even one that I had a disagreement with managed to insult me in a really amazing way, so amazing that I carry the insult with me as a token and humorous description of myself. That Texan was displaced though, so I’m not sure if he counts.


    3. Only two things come out of texas, steers and queers
      so unless you’re moo-ing…

      Biggest bunch of posers and self-important losers since…
      well, since Casemods

      5 interwebs to anyone who knows which other states independent countries (more than one answer).
      Neither of the two I am thinking of brag on it much.


    4. The only state to call ALL carbonated beverages “coke.” Even root beer.

      Thus proving that Coca-Cola’s subliminal advertising only works on dumb people.


    5. I like the story about how these 12 year olds broke into this guys shed to steal snacks and he found them, got them on their knees and started executing them. And then people were outrages that the prosecutors were considering filing charges against him.

      Or how the governor murdered somebody.

      Or how the cops can go into a bar and charge you with DUI or public intox while you’re still drinking.

      Or the whole “repent armadillo” thing. Gotta love those American Taliban.

      And W still lives there.


    6. I do not appreciate being considered a damned yankie. Only Philly has damned yankies


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