My Butt Is Big

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Just do it Nike!!! This ad. I likey. NOM.

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    1. If you look really carefully you can see text on this pic.


    2. I do believe it has been proven that this was not an actual ad.

      But if that is true, I must ask, why the fuck not?


    3. Now there’s a nook I’d like to cranny.


    4. Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
      It is so big. *scoff* She looks like,
      one of those rap guys’ girlfriends.
      But, you know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff*
      They only talk to her, because,
      she looks like a total prostitute, ‘kay?
      I mean, her butt, is just so big.
      I can’t believe it’s just so round, it’s like,
      out there, I mean – gross. Look!


      • I like big butts and I can not lie
        You other brothers can’t deny
        That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
        And a round thing in your face
        You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
        ‘Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
        Deep in the jeans she’s wearing
        I’m hooked and I can’t stop staring
        Oh baby, I wanna get with you
        And take your picture
        My homeboys tried to warn me
        But that butt you got makes me so horny
        Ooh, Rump-o’-smooth-skin
        You say you wanna get in my Benz?
        Well, use me, use me
        ‘Cause you ain’t that average groupie
        I’ve seen them dancin’
        To hell with romancin’
        She’s sweat, wet,
        Got it goin’ like a turbo ‘Vette
        I’m tired of magazines
        Sayin’ flat butts are the thing
        Take the average black man and ask him that
        She gotta pack much back
        So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
        Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
        Tell ’em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
        Shake that healthy butt!
        Baby got back!

        (LA face with Oakland booty)
        Baby got back!

        [Sir Mix-a-Lot]
        I like ’em round, and big
        And when I’m throwin’ a gig
        I just can’t help myself, I’m actin’ like an animal
        Now here’s my scandal
        I wanna get you home
        And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
        I ain’t talkin’ bout Playboy
        ‘Cause silicone parts are made for toys
        I want ’em real thick and juicy
        So find that juicy double
        Mix-a-Lot’s in trouble
        Beggin’ for a piece of that bubble
        So I’m lookin’ at rock videos
        Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin’ like hoes
        You can have them bimbos
        I’ll keep my women like Flo Jo
        A word to the thick soul sisters, I wanna get with ya
        I won’t cuss or hit ya
        But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck*
        Till the break of dawn
        Baby got it goin’ on
        A lot of simps won’t like this song
        ‘Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
        And I’d rather stay and play
        ‘Cause I’m long, and I’m strong
        And I’m down to get the friction on
        So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
        If you wanna roll in my Mercedes {Yeah!}
        Then turn around! Stick it out!
        Even white boys got to shout
        Baby got back!

        Baby got back!
        Yeah, baby … when it comes to females, Cosmo ain’t got nothin’
        to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she’s 5’3″.

        [Sir Mix-a-Lot]
        So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin’ workout tapes by Fonda
        But Fonda ain’t got a motor in the back of her Honda
        My anaconda don’t want none
        Unless you’ve got buns, hun
        You can do side bends or sit-ups,
        But please don’t lose that butt
        Some brothers wanna play that “hard” role
        And tell you that the butt ain’t gold
        So they toss it and leave it
        And I pull up quick to retrieve it
        So Cosmo says you’re fat
        Well I ain’t down with that!
        ‘Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin’
        And I’m thinkin’ bout stickin’
        To the beanpole dames in the magazines:
        You ain’t it, Miss Thing!
        Give me a sister, I can’t resist her
        Red beans and rice didn’t miss her
        Some knucklehead tried to dis
        ‘Cause his girls are on my list
        He had game but he chose to hit ’em
        And I pull up quick to get wit ’em
        So ladies, if the butt is round,
        And you want a triple X throw down,
        Dial 1-900-MIXALOT
        And kick them nasty thoughts
        Baby got back!

        (Little in the middle but she got much back) [4x]


        • Yo YOLONDA!
          Check that home girl’s butt out!
          Um hm girl!
          It’s so flat!

          You tell it like it is IEESHA!

          She looks like one of them…’s girlfriends,
          Her butt, is just so SMALL!
          We’re talking slim pickin’s girl!
          What up Ieesha?
          Where is it?
          I don’t even….see it!
          Girl! She’s just so….WHITE!

          I like small butts,
          that I can not lie,
          You honkies can’t deny!
          And when a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist,
          And a big thing in your face, I get sick!
          ‘Cause I’d like a toothpick,
          I’d beat that booty with a stick!
          Even the jeans she’s wearing,
          Her pants, they’re almost tearing.

          No, baby, I want a flat booty,
          That’s tooty fruity!
          Those honkies tried to warn me,
          that butt you got is…

          [White guy]
          OOH! SO CORNY!

          Ooh! Chicken smooth skin,
          You say you wanna get in my olds?
          Well, pack me, pack me
          ‘Cause you ain’t that average chickety!

          To Hell with romancin’!
          I’ll take her wallet dancin’!
          RICH! BITCH!
          I’ll dick with her money, ditch!
          So tired of Ebony!
          Black butts are not my theme!
          If you ask me what my flavor is,
          I’ll tell you it’s Vanilla Ice Cream!

          So Honkies!




          Does your girlfriend have a big butt?
          So shrink it, shrink it,
          So I can get right down and dink it!

          Baby got Jack!
          White honkies with a real small booty,
          White honkies with a real small booty,

          Baby got Jack!
          White honkies with a real small booty,
          White honkies with a real small booty,

          I like ’em flat,
          And small!
          And when I’m in the mall,
          I just can’t help myself,
          I’m doing to dog-pound call!

          BARK! BARK! BARK!

          Don’t like her sister,
          Who farts while playing Twister!
          I wish those bins would miss her!
          But Uncle Ben would fister!

          I like my bootys real slender,
          And tender!
          And if I see a big booty,
          I’ll put it in the blender!
          Don’t want a real fender!
          I get into my Honda!
          What the hell is an anaconda?
          All I know is I like Jane Fondas,
          Better then Ulondas!

          Baby got Jack!
          White honkies with a real small booty,
          White honkies with a real small booty,

          Baby got Jack!
          White honkies with a real small booty,
          White honkies with a real small booty,

          Yeah Baby,
          When it comes to females,
          Cosmo knows everything,
          What they’re talking about!

          If she’s 7 8…

          Flat on the bottom,
          and I like it like that!

          Flat on the bottom,
          and I like it like that!


    5. While I agree that this ad is a good one, I gotta say having a big, round, firm butt is great and all. But it seems most women are confusing this with just having a monstrously fat ass.


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