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Dude, I’m so drunk
it’s 1:20 AM and I am so fucking wasted and I have this presentation thing to do at work tomorrow. I want to call in like right now, but I’m sure that I’ll just sound drunk, and I know that I won’t wake up with my stupid fucking alarm, so wtf am I going to do?
Perhaps if someone were to call in for me, and me all like, hey man, tiki isn’t going to make it in today, he has a bad disease.
Perhaps that would work? what would you guys suggest?
PS:
it took me likd 20 minutes to make this post with know typos. I’m happy to say that I type like I’m sober when I’m drunk! (with the help of firefox spell check!)
Dumbest kid in the world!
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.”
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?”
The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
“What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!”
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?”
The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over! “
via Dumbest kid in the world? « Bits and Pieces.
reposted from www.TikiHumor.com
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