Dude, I’m so drunk

it’s 1:20 AM and I am so fucking wasted and I have this presentation thing to do at work tomorrow.  I want to call in like right now, but I’m sure that I’ll just sound drunk, and I know that I won’t wake up with my stupid fucking alarm, so wtf am I going to do?

Perhaps if someone were to call in for me, and me all like, hey man, tiki isn’t going to make it in today, he has a bad disease.

Perhaps that would work?  what would you guys suggest?

PS:

it took me likd 20 minutes to make this post with know typos.  I’m happy to say that I type like I’m sober when I’m drunk! (with the help of firefox spell check!)


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    RSIxidor
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    “it took me likd 20 minutes to make this post with know typos” Did that include the post script?

    lhamilt2
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    I wonder if he knows if it should be no instead of know. lol

    Reaver
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    Drink more alcohol, It’ll cancel itself out and you’ll be sober in no time.

    Reaver
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    FUCK I WANT TO DRUNK POST

    envision1
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    jack Daniels is my best friend too!!!!

    Demon
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    Dude, yer screwed. Just get it over with, it`s a short work week.

    casemods UID# 667
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    What state are you in again?

    Why are you drinking on a weeknight?

    so_cali2
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    so_cali2

    give me the number i’ll call for you 😀

    Queensly
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    Say you’ve had a stroke and that’s why you can’t speak right. Tell them you took an aspirin and had a face lift when you go back to work.

    Problem solved.

    Kik Dogg
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    Eat some peanuts. It will cover the stench of alcohol on your breath better than any mint. Nibble on a PayDay bar until you start to sober up.

    Bushman
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    Too late now? Send a TEXT and say your throat is swollen and you may have strep; can’t talk.

    Come in the next day and make up a wierd food allergy that won’t come back to byte you later.

    Luke Magnifico
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    Actually, this could fucking work.

    This fucking idea right here has some fucking merit, yeah?

    RSIxidor
    Member

    Hmm, but you have to pick a rightfully obscure food item. Something you would only eat if you went to a foodie or a health nut’s house.

    nyoki
    Member

    Yeah, that’s a pretty good one. I may have to use it in the future. I have a standing sick note though, so…uh, I guess I don’t really need an excuse. Hell, I’ll use it anyway.

    Puulaahi
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    When is Tiki NOT drunk?

    Seriously?

    Kilamanjo
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    It’s so cool being a drunk-ass. You’re like some teenager drunk-texting after their first beer.

    I wish I was you.



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