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Sportsman’s double

I ended up with an older woman at a club last night.She looked OK for a 61 year-old.

In fact, she wasn’t too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter.

We drank a bit, and had a bit of a cuddle and then she asked if I’d ever had a Sportsman’s Double.

‘What’s that?’ I asked.It’s a mother and daughter threesome,’ she said.

I said, ‘No,’ – excitedly.We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was ‘my lucky night’.

I went back to her place.She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: ‘Mum, you still awake?’

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