Testicular Fortitude

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ROCKY MOUNTAIN GIRZZLY BEAR
JACKSON HOLE, WYOMING

This bear was taken by world famous hunter and hunting guide C. Dale Petersen of Jackson Hole, WY. It is one of only two grizzlies known to have been killed “without” the use of modern weaponry.

Verified by game biologists, Mr. Petersen killed this bear with his hands, and oddly enough, his teeth. It is known that this bear had been aggravated by a group of backpackers, shortly thereafter Petersen, unaware of the previous happenings, came upon the bear. A fight-to-the-death ensued. Petersen, having his right hand and arm wedged in the bear’s throat, actually used his own teeth and jaws to pinch off the bear’s jugular vein. When the bear passed-out from lack of blood flow to the brain, Petersen beat the bear in the head with a stick.

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    6 Responses to Testicular Fortitude

    1. Mr. Petersen’s only injury was severe back pain, caused by the weight of his balls.

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    2. Jesus

      That’s pretty fuckin’ manly.

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    3. www.cracked.com/funny-2935-killed-with-bare-hands/
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      Men like C. Dale Peterson walk by lesser men, and like those frogs they used in Jurassic Park to bring back the T-Rex, he makes us spontaneously sprout girl parts. Which we then quickly offer up to C. Dale Peterson, so that he doesn’t kill us with his bare fucking hands.

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    4. Chuck Norris calls him “Sir”

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