three dreams

There were three men, all sleeping in the same bed in a small hotel room because on of them messed up their reservation. They all dreamt that night.

The man on the right side of the bed dreamt that he was getting a hand job from the most beautiful girl he’d ever seen.

The man on the left side of the bed dreamt almost the same thing, only with two girls.

The next morning, they all told each other their dream. The man on the right side of the bed said, “man, i had an awesome dream last night! I dreamt that the hottest girl i ever saw was giving me a hand job!” The man on the left side of the bed, after hearing this, exclaimed “Wow! Me too! Only they were two of the most beautiful girls i have ever seen!

After this, the man who slept in the middle of the bed said “Wow, awesome dreams, but mine beats them all. I dreamt that i was skiing!”

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