Another Zombie Survival Sheet
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October 21, 2010 at 3:15 am
I’d pick Costco over Wal Mart.
October 29, 2010 at 11:20 am
Agreed, know that I will own the Sudbury, Ontario Costco if there were to be a Zombie breakout
October 21, 2010 at 1:36 pm
Oh gawd there’s a Canadian out there who listens to Blümchen.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUE7TZfUITE
October 21, 2010 at 1:38 pm
Surfer dude at 0:51 looks like Puu.
October 21, 2010 at 2:48 pm
hahaha
October 29, 2010 at 4:37 pm
Is it okay that I want to punch her?
I think maybe the person is not necessarily Canadian, but perhaps Canada is their choice location to hide from the zombie horde.
October 29, 2010 at 9:52 pm
Yes.
I know, but I was too shocked to type out, there’s someone out there who wants to be in Canadia when the zombie apocalypse goes down.
October 29, 2010 at 11:18 am
I see major issues with both your weapons and location. first both of your weapons have low ammo capacity and are relatively slow to reload. I recommend a semi auto shotgun and a hand gun with at least a 12 round magazine capacity. next walmart has the up side of havening good supplies but the huge down side of being a busy place, a filled store when the out break occurs equals lots of zombies to clear. I recommend a small house withing walking distance of a less populated store that you can regularly raid for supplies.
October 30, 2010 at 2:18 am
Is your name George?
November 2, 2010 at 8:47 pm
Really? No one got that? I’m so disappointed.
October 29, 2010 at 11:23 am
I do highly doubt a zombie breakout anywhere outside of the two major cities per province in Canada. I couldn’t see how a disease like that would spread to timmins or Cochrane.(Ontario)
October 29, 2010 at 11:28 am
I will put an infected finger on a duck and have it migrate up that way in the spring.
Also, please leave the doubles for pheasants. Don’t want to see someone shooting H&H at zeds.
I’ll stick with my large stock pile of 7.62.
October 29, 2010 at 11:34 am
Fuck this man, I’ll make my OWN survival template.
October 29, 2010 at 11:53 am
A better place would be the nearest Tim Hortons. Zombies want brains, not donuts and Tim’s would have plenty of cop cars in the parking lot. That means plenty of guns and ammo plus tasty coffee and pastries.
October 29, 2010 at 1:14 pm
I got more guns than a cop station. I can just pick it up from a dead/ undead one some other time if I run out. The coffee will be stale and so would the tim bits. I say costco too. They even have vitamins and flax seed oil to keep my complexion.
October 29, 2010 at 12:43 pm
This is terrible.
Motorcycle? How about a fucking tank.
walmart? how about something that doesn’t have huge windows.
a bandanna? how about a fucking helmet
jeans?
a ferret?
some girl music?
How about some fucking highly durable fatigues, a fucking grizzly bear and some slayer.
this is so full of fail
October 29, 2010 at 12:50 pm
tank needs a fully trained crew and is a gas guzzler. sure the abrams tank can take use any combustible fluid for gas, but good look finding any.
October 29, 2010 at 1:13 pm
for most people that would be hard, but the town I live in has 2 things, 1) the factory that builds the Abrams tanks for the military, and 2) an oil refinery. and with zombies gnawing on the guards faces I can just waltz in. now if only I knew how to drive it…
October 29, 2010 at 1:32 pm
I know how to drive, load, gun and command the Abrams. As well as maintain it, fuel, service and lube the tracks.
I’m moving over with you Jicty.
I think this could work out well. =D
October 29, 2010 at 1:40 pm
sounds like a plan
October 29, 2010 at 2:34 pm
Cue :brofist:
October 29, 2010 at 9:35 pm
The only good a shotgun does in the zombie apocalypse is tell everyone and everything within a mile radius where you are.
October 29, 2010 at 2:37 pm
“this is so full of fail”
Much like your posting.
October 29, 2010 at 6:01 pm
gets u mad enough to comment
October 29, 2010 at 6:16 pm
“gets u mad enough to comment”
Much like your post.
October 29, 2010 at 10:22 pm
“much like your post”
gets u mad enough to comment
October 29, 2010 at 10:59 pm
“much like your post”
gets you mad enough to comment.
October 29, 2010 at 11:19 pm
did you…did you just post something that made sense?
my god you did. i knew you had it in you.
hey how’s that hoth hoody holding up by the way? i liked that thing.
October 29, 2010 at 12:50 pm
Read the guide.
October 29, 2010 at 2:44 pm
A revolver and a breach loader…yeah not going to work.
Primary: AR-10
Secondary: 40 S&W
Melee: Hatchet
Location: Iceland
Sidekick: Shorty from Indiana Jones
October 29, 2010 at 4:37 pm
I love the internet… Not for the pics, but for the convos. (well, the pics too.) And DEFINITELY take the Saiga-12 over the breech loader. wtf.
October 29, 2010 at 7:15 pm
You people and your selection of automatic weaponry saddens me. Only headshots count. Go for high accuracy carbines and the like.
October 29, 2010 at 10:21 pm
Screw accuracy. I’m putting up a wall of lead.
October 29, 2010 at 10:28 pm
Zombies move too quick.
October 29, 2010 at 11:07 pm
Explosions probably work. I am thinking grenades. Lots of them.
October 31, 2010 at 1:08 pm
Hmmm. Calico century carbine. 100 rounds .22lr and if Im able to one shot a coyote in the head at 150yards, i think it will do well against zombies. Or, for those needing a bit bigger boom for their confidence, Calicos M951, 50 rounds 9mm.
Forgive my ignorance of actual conditions in Canada, but does Wal-Mart there even sell guns and ammo?