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    Puulaahi
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    He’s just a midwestern cornfed boy. Give the dude a break.

    Kik Dogg
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    look at the size of the shadow cast by that awesome moob.

    #makecasemdsgreatagain
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    that mountain has a gun.

    natedog
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    to pass army basic training in 1993, i had to do 42 push ups with in 2 minutes, 52 sit ups within 2 minutes, and run two miles in under 18ish i beleive.

    also had to qualify in Basic Rifle Marksmanship and throw two live grenades.

    but that was all it took. and some dudes got two or three chances to pass. and there were some that didnt make it

    Puulaahi
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    That doesn’t sound so hard if you train for it. I’d rather join the Navy, Coast Guard or Air Force.

    slakinator
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    I had to do more than this for freshman basebal (besides shooting guns and cool stuff)…damn…

    Excelsior
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    >Basebal

    natedog
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    also obligatory America FUCK YEAH

    Synthetics
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    Fat fucks like this pissed me off when I was a NCO in the Army.

    Believe it or not, the Army has regulations to prevent stuff like this, but unfortunately command is too worried about having “boots on the ground” that they don’t care if said boots come with cankles or not.

    th3rmite
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    th3rmite

    I currently am an NCO in the Army and these dudes piss me off pretty bad too. I hate to stereotype, but damn if most of them are National Guard or Reservists. I think the problem comes from the Commanders being friends with them back home and not wanting to kick them out, because Snuffy’s wife makes good apple pie and CPT so and so’s mama would kick his ass if he kicked poor little bubba out of the Army. I swear to god, once when I was a Private, some 12 years ago, there were some National Guard that… Read more »

    njch412
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    Also the steady diet of FOB food like those pizzas can push a thick boy over the edge. Probably ADA.

    FullofStars
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    Lord of the Pizza cheese rings and master of the FOBbits

    DMYTRIW WDS
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    That’s mean. I mean fat people are awful, but you shouldn’t make fun of somebody over in Whereverthefuckistan who’s probably got a family back here to worry about, sand people with guns trying to kill him, and other depressing shit.

    egnilk66
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    Well, maybe it he thinned down, thus making himself a smaller target, they wouldn’t have to worry so much.

    egnilk66
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    Show me this in the Marine Corps.



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