Sally Decker: Well, when I first heard the shot, and as I turned, Jim fell.
Capt. Ed Hocken: He’s the teller, Frank.
Det. Frank Drebin: Jim Fell’s the teller?
Sally Decker: No, Jim Johnson.
Det. Frank Drebin: Who’s Jim Fell?
Capt. Ed Hocken: He’s the auditor, Frank.
Sally Decker: He had the flu, so Jim
[pauses]
Sally Decker: filled in.
Det. Frank Drebin: Phil who?
Capt. Ed Hocken: Phil Din. He’s the night watchman.
Sally Decker: [crying] If only Phil had been here!
This man should have never started doing slapstick (Dracula: Dead and loving it); This man’s most brilliant stuff was done with Zucker-Abrahms-Zucker. His best deliveries were the sight-gags done in “Police Squad”. Gawd, I wish they made more than the six episodes!
I am serious, and don’t call me Shirley.
“we’ve got to get these people to a hospital”
“A hospital!? What is it?”
“It’s a big building with lots of windows, but that’s not important right now.”
You ever seen a grown man naked.
Sally Decker: Well, when I first heard the shot, and as I turned, Jim fell.
Capt. Ed Hocken: He’s the teller, Frank.
Det. Frank Drebin: Jim Fell’s the teller?
Sally Decker: No, Jim Johnson.
Det. Frank Drebin: Who’s Jim Fell?
Capt. Ed Hocken: He’s the auditor, Frank.
Sally Decker: He had the flu, so Jim
[pauses]
Sally Decker: filled in.
Det. Frank Drebin: Phil who?
Capt. Ed Hocken: Phil Din. He’s the night watchman.
Sally Decker: [crying] If only Phil had been here!
This man should have never started doing slapstick (Dracula: Dead and loving it); This man’s most brilliant stuff was done with Zucker-Abrahms-Zucker. His best deliveries were the sight-gags done in “Police Squad”. Gawd, I wish they made more than the six episodes!
end/rant