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Coma Sex
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Loading ...A husband and wife get in a car accident. Husband’s okay other than some scrapes and bruises, but wife falls into a coma. For weeks the husband sits by her side in the hospital. One night, though he feels bad about it, he starts getting horny. He reaches over, slides his hand under her gown, runs his hand slowly up her thigh, but pulls it back suddenly when he notices the beeping heart monitor pick up pace.
The next day he takes the doctor aside and tells him. "Interesting," the doctor says, "She’s responding. Maybe try more tonight? Maybe oral sex?" The husband still thinks it’s a little wrong, but agrees to try it.
That night, a Code Blue rings out in the halls. Nurses rush in to revive the flatlining wife. The husband stands outside, stunned, when the doctor pulls him aside and asks "What happened? Did you try the oral sex?"
"Yes," says the husband, blankly.
"Well, what happened?" the doctor asks.
The husband answers, "Well, she just started choking."
via ripperbard comments on Most fucked up joke you know?.
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one of my favorite comic book characters, the card is from the 1992 marvel universe series, and here’s the backside to the card. One day I’ll go through all those card backs and rotate them the right way, hah!
