Can’t Marry, Can’t Divorce

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    81 Responses to Can’t Marry, Can’t Divorce

    1. FAIL logic, majority rules. Get over it.


      • Stop the discrimination against gays! We must allow same-sex marriages!

        Stop the discrimination against poligamists! We must allow people to marry as many people as they want!

        Stop the discrimination against narcissists! We must allow people to marry themselves!

        Stop the discrimination against Apple Fanboys! We must allow people to marry their iPhones!

        Stop the discrimination against necrophiles! We must allow people to marry corpses!

        Stop the discrimination against Republicans! We must allow people to marry corporations!

        Stop the discrimination against Democrats! We must allow people to marry other people’s money!

        Stop the discrimination against rednecks! We must allow people to marry their pick-up trucks!

        Stop the discrimination against southerners! We must allow men to marry their sisters and mothers (the same person)!

        Stop the discrimination against philosophers! We must allow people to marry abstract concepts!

        Stop the discrimination against Linux users! We must allow people to marry inflatable dolls and Fleshlights!

        Stop the discrimination against Twilight fans! We must allow people to marry fictional characters!

        Stop the discrimination against WoW players! We must allow people to marry their avatars!

        Stop the discrimination against Catholic priests! We must allow people to marry… oh, wait no. Screw the goddamn Catholic priests.

        Anyway, who are YOU to define what is real love and what isn’t, eh? Who are YOU to say that a man’s love for his own hand cannot possibly compare to a man’s love for his wife? A man’s hand NEVER LETS HIM DOWN! IT NEVER SAYS NO!!! IT NEVER HAS A HEADACHE!!! IT NEVER COMPLAINS THAT YOU DON’T TALK TO IT ANYMORE!!! Let’s see if you can say the same about your wife! If you don’t allow people to marry their own hands, it obviously means you’re a handophobic bigot!!!!

        (Double standards indeed…)


    2. Well fuck you. I was on your side, but now since you’re telling me how to live my life you’re no better than the homophobic bigots.


    3. I’m actually for this. Can’t really talk about sanctity while you divorce because of disenchantment.


    4. Everything else aside, who said any group could co-opt the rainbow?


    5. This is so clear, how can you all miss this: DOUBLE RAINBOW, OMG!


    6. This is what happens when you let Christians vote for things they do not have the right to vote for in the first place. Other people get their rights taken away.


    7. They should get over it and move to Europe already, 50% give or take doesnt want m in the US anyways


    8. I’m shocked KumguzzlarKvC isn’t here yet.


    9. Thank you for imposing your sharia law.

      Don’t rest on your laurels. Carry your marriage-defending momentum and get to work outlawing divorce. Extra credit if you can outlaw inter-faith and inter-racial marriage!


    10. Marriage was made for a man and a woman. If not marriage their should be a higher union for gays.

      I agree with the bumper sticker divorce cost too much +1 for spouse murder.


      • Perhaps you don’t realize that marriage wasn’t invented by, or depends on, religion. Heck, Christianity didn’t jump on the whole marriage thing until 1400 years after the alleged death of Jesus.

        Actually, if you check the bible there are plenty of instances where marriage is between one man and several women, or one woman and one rapist.


      • How about we just end marriage altogether and create civil unions for everyone? If you want to throw a party at your favorite church, go right ahead, but keep your fantasies off my legislative system, thank you very much.


    11. If not letting gay folk get married is ‘up there’ on your list of important shit, you’re might be a bit sheltered.
      Lol, go watch some gay porn and stroke the frustration out.


    12. wait, if homosexuality is outlawed by the bible, how is heterosexual masturbation not?

      yeah, that.

      or if it really is, then you’re an orthodox Jew, and the list of ‘wrong things’ is really long. but lesbian relationships are perfectly ok, because the Torah never said they weren’t.

      ridiculous, all of it.


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